Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy
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whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that
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this is a story that's going to be told to many therapists in the future
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Angry at HBO max right now
Owen Dennis (creator of infinity train):
Infinity train is an amazing show
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OP must have been on their phone or perhaps computer when they made this post
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lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this
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No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
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why did you even do that asshole
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me tho
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:3
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Nature really is beautiful…
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putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill
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i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9
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