im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me
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the barwoman at this place always pours a shot into my drink and then adds a lil extra from the bottle which makes the drinks worse when it comes to taste but so good at fucking me up
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women invented lesbian sex so they could have sex with each other
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why go to therapy when you can just read le guin's earthsea cycle
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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*
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Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
Westbound Records, 1971 (original release)
4 Men With Beards, 2008 (this re-issue)
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since we are so open about arrr pee eff now does anyone remember the guy who played arthur on the merlin tv show he was sooo in love with the guy who played merlin seeing videos of them interacting out of character was almost painful to my teenage self
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Lucy Grossmith - Spring Joy. Acrylics on deckle edged paper.
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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>
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her armpits would NOT be clean shaven
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Joanna Karpowicz - Anubis With A Weird Bike (acrylic on canvas, 2017)
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