A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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Emma looking snazzy with her co-star from Carrington Jonathan Pryce.
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Emma Thompson and Jonathan Pryce at the Cannes Film Festival for Carrington
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There are many ways to be seduced. Fame, power, love. - The Seduction of Joe Tynan (1979)
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Meryl Streep, “Still of the Night” 1982.
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LIKE ANDY WOULD BECOME MIRANDA
GUYS I THINK THAT MIRANDA PRIESTLY IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT ANDY IF SHE HAD STAYED IN THAT JOB.
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GUYS I THINK THAT MIRANDA PRIESTLY IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT ANDY IF SHE HAD STAYED IN THAT JOB.
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Miranda Priestly || The Devil Wears Prada
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Meryl Streep & Lupita Nyong’o | PSIFF 2014.
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And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend.
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if this isn’t the look of a woman in love
i’m jesus
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Imagine your icon as a pole dancer.
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Writing the dramatic death scene
In your head:
In paper:
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