bargain bin princessIf you think you know me, no you don’t.
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fathers are really just big children
#this isnt a sex thing btw im pissed off at my dad#grown man throwing a tantrum because a curse word was said in his direction#you cant leave one nice thing can you?#cant have once singular nice day?
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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
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pendulum swinging between “this js the horniest I’ve been in months” and “I need anyone who has ever jacked off to explode”
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nevermind. get unhorny
everybody get horny NOW!!!
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everybody get horny NOW!!!
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being irresponsible with money is so fun men should be irresponsible and buy me things
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elves really are perfect actually because i get my perfect porcelain doll that’s a million years old. Old men are cute and all but i genuinely do prefer when you can’t tell that they’re hundreds of years old. makes it even hotter when they tease me for being too young for them
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I took a break from art. I wanted to fall in love with my work again and improve.
I'm back now. I can't post this on here so it'll be on Bluesky and unfortunately Twitter (maybe).
Hopefully I finally attracted an audience
I call this "Laios got seduced by a siren"
https://bsky.app/profile/flo031005.bsky.social
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having a little sibling who insists they’re older than you is so fun, especially when your friends are over. like aw youre so big, right? you wanna show everyone your paci so they can tell you how big you are? or are you just gonna be shy and hide behind me the whole time?
#cw ageplay#god it might just be the hormones but i need more little siblings to tease#i wanna spoonfeed them and wipe their face and rock them to sleep#and also hide their favorite toy until they admit how much if a big baby they are#hehehehe holding cute boys in my lap <3333
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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yeah actually i will just be a big baby for the rest of my life and not take anything seriously I’m tired of this. bash my head in already.
#i need a full-brain piercing right abt now#everything i do is wrong clearly im not big enough to do anything
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i literally cannot stop thinking about that picture of your cock. you got me pregnant i think
LET'S GOOOOO TRANSMASC ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD
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shes such a cutie pie…. I need to hold her in my lap and spoonfeed her pudding
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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.
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oh i think i need to get something to wear when I smoke I keep peeing my pants a little
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