filthyfandomconfessionsbutjustme

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man yknow what flavor we don't have much of at all

dominant masochists

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man looking at the most fuckable org13 member poll results is so disappointing. vexen is so much more fuckable than 0.8%. y'all just don't comprehend how satisfying it is to shove rods down an uppity old man's dick. that crusty weirdo was carefully crafted to need humility dommed into him and none of you are ready. i do respect the surprising amount of votes for lexaeus tho. he'd treat you right.

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i hate to use the term "normies" but like goddamn normies do not know what "long hair" means. these idiots will call anything that comes close to touching the shoulders on a girl "long hair". these buffoons will call anything that comes close to touching the ears on a boy "long hair".

I WANT LONG HAIRED MEN. STOP SHOWING ME 2 MONTH GROWN OUT CREW CUTS. SHOW ME LONG FLOWING LUSCIOUS LOCKS THAT SWISH AND BILLOW LIKE A CAPE IN THE BREEZE

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there is a correct amount of leg to expose.

no leg exposed? good. all leg exposed? good.

but the middle ground is tricky. like, i cannot stand it when it's just the ankle exposed. it looks awful. and most of the time, i can't stand capri length pants either where it's like half of the calf exposed.

but biggs. biggs is fucking rocking it. i think it might be because of the layering and the height of his boots. he is allowed to continue. he is also allowed to kick me in my face.

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there is not enough cloudxchadley

they made us witness chadley's first boner and nobody took the bait. how are you all so tasteless. like goddamn, at least have chadster jerk it to cloud.

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it is your duty to peg the murder bot. figure out how to make him wrap his legs around your hips.

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currently getting into strength training so i can princess carry casper and maybe pin him to the wall

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every time i go looking for lelouchxrolo shit i forget that some dumbass BEARS were named lulu&lolo or whatever and they utterly ruined the japanese pairing tag so you just can't fuckin find any ship art from japanese artists anymore. it's buried. under little cartoon bears. what little art there was to see.

it's a fun toxic dynamic tho and i want to read and look at more. i'm one of the weirds who actually loves rolo as a concept and all of his potential. wasted potential. but so few people see the vision that there's nobody to expand where clamp wouldn't have had the time even if they wanted to.

but like, also it's amusing because it's the only ship where i can see lelouch MAYBE having some success topping lmao

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the official cosplay guides have super close up detailed shots of individual pieces like pouches and pauldrons and stuff but also there's rev

panel SPOTTED. torres decided it was a vital detail on the old models and made sure it survived in the new ones i guess. complete with cute little triangle pubes and and and

(tf is up with the uv mapping? it's sloppy. like everything but the diffuse texture is screwed up. great QA on these shots pfft)

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anyone who's read this stupid dumb blog of mine knows my fantasies are like exclusively with the object of desire subbing or getting degraded

i'm having a kinda shit day right now like i'm kinda injured

and when i'm having shit days where i can't move too well from how much pain i'm in, i kinda just want to get even more beat up. not fucked, but just... beat up. want someone to throw me around and maybe kick me. any therapists in the house that can tell me uhhhhhh why? why is this? seems counter intuitive.

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THEY'RE GIVING US THE SPICY SHIT IN THE DLC? HOLY FUCK ARE WE GONNA KNOCK HIM UP WITH THE SOUL BABIES

PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GONNA KNOCK HIM UP or at least keep suggesting it to him during and he finds out he actually finds the idea kinda hot whether it's possible or not within the canon lore

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if you frequented all the tags that involve dominant ladies or otherwise ladies sticking things into mens' booties, you would also feel this way. i'm super glad there's men who are so into it that they want to write or draw about it, but goddamn do they suck at writing.

ao3 needs a "written by a cishet man" tag so i can perma block it

seriously why are cishet dudes so ABYSMALLY BAD at writing smut

you can almost always tell

stop clogging my searches with your 3rd grade garbage

they don't even know how to tag ships a good chunk of the time

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the revenantmain subreddit finally got a topic asking if it was weird to find rev sexy

and the replies are equal parts: "yes and you need to seek help" "NO are you KIDDING ME i literally only main him because of my thirst for him" "i want his unholy beast skin to tear me apart"

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I SEE YOUR TAGS AND YES, YES YOU CAN

I ENCOURAGE IT HIGHLY, IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL

i am dying

he has a panel down there

like for real

it's not just a fanfic thing

it is there on his model

a butt panel

TOEING THE LINE OF REV ALMOST CANONICALLY BEING ABLE TO BOTTOM

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ever since learning of the CANONICAL BUTT PANEL, i cannot stop thinking about it. i need him to get fingered. i need him to be frustrated with this being all he's equipped with, but eventually learning to own it.

or what if it really is just a maintenance panel and there's no ero sensation down there, but he was human, so he has the very personal context of that area having been sensitive and private and not really something he'd like to have dug around in. and he's damaged but not so damaged that it'd be preferable to just kill off this shell. even if he doesn't have anyone else do that maintenance--even if it's just him doing shitty repairs to himself, it's embarrassing. both? both are good. i want both.

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we're also not taking enough advantage of casper being unable to lie. any question with a yes/no answer is free game, since as demonstrated in-game, refusing to answer in that case is as good as a "yes".

you can ask if he's ever jerked it while thinking of you. grill him on every kink he'd be embarrassed to admit to. keep talking during sex and make him respond.

of course it can all culminate in

"Who's my good boy?"

"M..Me! I'm-- ... I'm your... good boy.... Dammit."

"You're so into it that you really believe those words? That's so endearing."

And for a moment, he's visibly worried that you're claiming he is not, in fact, your good boy. And everything that implies.

"Not that it's untrue. After all, good boys don't tell lies."

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i think it would be really attractive if revenant and kaleb kissed

cuz he already has key art and intro animations of killing his other shells, so like. interacting with yet another self. but maybe less murdery. or maybe just as murdery by the end of it. i'm not the boss of you.

don't worry about the logistics, just think about it and enjoy