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Artist is called Shou Xin. I find her cat sketches amazing.
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can I come over and look at you like this
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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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Wat voor geluid maakt een duif?
Koekeroekoe
Koekeroe
Koeroekoeroe
Anders?
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We shit on the French a lot for their vowel usage (which is valid, bc wtf are y'all doing), but the Dutch also have some crazy combos like we got the classics [au, ou, ie] naturally, but then these make the same sounds [ei, ij], and then we got the double bitches [aa, ee, uu, oo] and then these random guys [oe, eu, ui], which are all different from the single vowels, but then you also have words that combo max more [eeu, ieu] and depending you can also have [aai, ooi, oei]. And you can just make it a multiple and add [en] to it.
I don't know, you don't have that in English and it's sad, bc oh and ooh don't hit the same as oeh or oef, like oof is not the same, idc what people say.
Anyway that is why we Dutch have monstrosities such as: zaaiuien (seed onions) or milieueisen (environmental requirements) or hooiaantasting (mold on hay) or koeieuier (cow udder). Like there is updated spelling with an extra n in there for the last to make it easier, but but the others are still like that. The og multiple vowels word was kraaieeieren [crow eggs], but that also got an updated spelling to kraaieneieren :(
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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it
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The barista will prepare your latte now 😅☕️✨.
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