finchesslingshott
finchesslingshott
coquette finch cortez
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ceo of the binch revolution || binch bitch #1
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finchesslingshott · 3 days ago
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see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli
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finchesslingshott · 3 days ago
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Ponyboy: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Darry: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language
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finchesslingshott · 3 days ago
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THATS MY FUCKING PRESIDENT
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finchesslingshott · 4 days ago
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Johnny’s letter in the modern au btw
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“Ponyboy, my Ao3 password is Cadeblade_6969, I need you to finish that fic. Also stay gold ig.
-your buddy, Johnny”
@ratsbanes
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finchesslingshott · 4 days ago
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and soda calls him honey and darry calls him baby and he gets carried to bed and they tickle him awake in the morning and they all eat chocolate cake for breakfast and they play football on saturdays and they fall asleep in each other's laps and they hold tight to each other and they miss their parents and they're all they've got left now. anyway.
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finchesslingshott · 15 days ago
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Javert is so me in the sense that if he's wrong he kills himself
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finchesslingshott · 18 days ago
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yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever been someone's first choice? me neither. pass the bottle.
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finchesslingshott · 18 days ago
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finchesslingshott · 18 days ago
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That one meme template lol has anyone done this yet
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finchesslingshott · 18 days ago
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"this is just like a renaissance painting" - my girlfriend, as I paused on this frame to discuss hotdog validity
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finchesslingshott · 19 days ago
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MR. BEAST YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. BE HIM.
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finchesslingshott · 28 days ago
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He's in the 25th anaversery version of the phantom of the opera
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The Sam standee is in the Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary performance!
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finchesslingshott · 1 month ago
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well obviously it's fake cause that's not one of brennan's four shirts
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finchesslingshott · 1 month ago
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About 50% of the time when I watch the fan spin, I think of this tweet:
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I'm not even exaggerating
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finchesslingshott · 1 month ago
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returning from the war!!! would love some binch angst for my soul!!!! love u tons king!!!!!
_ @finchesslingshott
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APOLOGIES THIS IS SO LATE IN RESPONSE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT binch angst is served. Trust they make up within the next 10 minutes, they're just being dramatic for the aesthetic ✨️
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finchesslingshott · 2 months ago
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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
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finchesslingshott · 2 months ago
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Roulette is hands down one of the most entertaining episodes of gamechanger ever, and I think a huge part of that is the fact that every single person involved was visibly having a fucking blast
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