28, dead inside, riding the wave we call life. I'm a bad bitch with a kind and caring heart, I also cry a lot. Be yourself, eat bread, drink wine, binge hobbies, stay weird, skate or die. Bonjour, it's-a me, Alex! You can call me Fang. I was hatched on January 15th in a snow storm, it was definitely chilly that week. 🥶 I'm a part-time Actor, Aspiring Voice Actor, Professional Wag! Dog Walker, a long-time Cosplayer(13+ years), and Model for Cryptic Productions. Ally for LGBTQ+ rights, #BlackLivesMatter, #StopAsianHate, #IStandWithArmenia, #IStandWithUkraine. I speak English, some French, and a bunch of sarcasm. Scientifically my blood is actually made of 110% wine... I have a horrible croissant habit that I'm definitely never gonna work on at all so there's that. I'm Armenian, Greek, English, Italian, French, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Norwegian, Maltese. Catch me on DisneyXD, Hulu, Snap Originals, Lifetime Christmas movies, a horror film, and other things to come. I don't smoke anything but I'll out drink you with the Irish part of my heritage and left kidney. Only Fans is alexcryptic.
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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I'm so good at being sleepy and horny can't believe I can't get paid for that
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Calling you and your pussy my pretty girl >>>
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Googled my symptoms and turns out I just needed to get kissed by you
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Jetez-y un œil
Mon envie du matin
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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love my pumpkin
scary my pumpkin
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