Kelly | 30 | she/her infj | taurus resident loser professional life ruinerprofile and banner made by @zhukzubast
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this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!
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the more things change the more they stay the same
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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one thing about me is I鈥檓 going to make weird noises about it
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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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so what are we thinking here: mommy/daddy issues or general yearning to be loved unconditionally?
#BABE#THIS IS SO UPSETTING#WTF#OMFG#KJHFDLSJ#mad you didnt use the sailor outfit even though this makes mores ense#also GOD DAMN those hands#iwannasuckthefingies#what#who said that#ugh the expression tho#the soft highlights#the dream like haze#its all so perfect#wtf#i hate you#also their names were doug and karen you fake fucking fan#rnm
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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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