findingschmomo - Tumblr blog

[findingschmomo]

grian's grandpa left him a farm before his passing, so he moved to hermit valley and took up the old farm and named it the barge, but trouble ensues when he meets the locals... 🧅🍅🍊

stardew valley au by me and @triplehearts!

[findingschmomo]

i am once again watching 3rd life

[findingschmomo]

[findingschmomo]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

[findingschmomo]

Bring Me The Boss Hog

[findingschmomo]

how do i grow thicker skin. how do i just stop caring about interactions and not take them so personally. how do i stop overthinking every social situation to the point hwere i make it like its all my fault. ugh ugh ugh

[findingschmomo]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

[findingschmomo]

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

[findingschmomo]

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

[findingschmomo]

=> Follow Etho

Etho: What in the world?..

Joe: Howdy, Etho!

Joe: Fancy some company? With complimentary live music to set the mood for adventure, perhaps?

Etho: How-

Etho: Um

Etho: Alrighty then.

Etho: Are you sure you can swim like this?

Joe: No worries, I've got everything here under contrblrobrblrbl

================================================

You have made the first step towards forging an alliance! But with the soulmate assignment looming on the horizon, will it last?

(you guys are AMAZING btw, here are only some of my favourite suggestions under the cut)

(also don't worry Joe will return the instrument to his sister post haste)

and last but not least

[findingschmomo]

Murderbot wrote this.

[findingschmomo]

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

[findingschmomo]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[findingschmomo]

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

[findingschmomo]

The Three Musketeers by Gregory Fromenteau

[findingschmomo]

it's Sherlock Stress and Dr Watskall