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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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can you take my white ass to funkytown
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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism
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I have so many people blocked. I have blocked men and women and children with wild abandon. I have blocked so many people that the borders between days have ceased to have meaning. my connection to my own humanity buckles and crumbles under the crushing weight of my infinite blocklist. I will never be forgiven, and my only hope is that, at the pearly gates, I will stand before st peter long enough to block him, too.
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weird how quick fascists went from “the world is overpopulated. close your legs. stop having kids.” to “pop out 3 babies right now. you have no choice. you have to. it’s your duty and your only purpose.” when they realized they might not have enough vulnerable individuals to exploit in the labor force if the birth rate continues declining
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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Farcille is so interesting to me because at first it comes off as a very fluffy ship but the more you reread the series the more you realize they actually have some serious baggage to work through before they could believably be in a romantic relationship… but that baggage has nothing to do with the necromancy or the accidental transformation or the violations of the in-universe Geneva Convention or the (SPOILERS) cannibalism (/SPOILERS) and everything to do with Marcille treating Falin like she’s a Precious Moments figurine
#dungeon meshi#farcille#you get it#they have the same appeal as madohomu to me#satorika too to some extent
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