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I really like when conspiracy theorists refer to the “Three letter agencies,” because I know they’re referring to like the FBI and CIA. But like, I want to know what dastardly conspiracies the Federal Communications Commission is up too

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Inside of me there are two wolves

“We should attempt to coexist peacefully with any alien civilizations we may meet. We may have valuable things to learn from them, and much to gain from cooper-“

“IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD HAVE MADE YOU IN HIS IMAGE XENO SCUM”

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sometimes a doctor who episode is about choosing to be alone again and again because you chose the world over you and the people you care so much

and sometimes a doctor who episode is about your ex who whitewashes the 44th US president Barack Obama and the entire world just to fuck with you and you need to deal with that shit by crashing into a mansion roof

and those two are the same ep

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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

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Homophobic parent Backstreet Boys: I never want to hear you’re gay

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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dying on various hills on the internet is not a healthy pursuit so for tonight let's instead talk about how hot hiccup from httyd2 is

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behold my masterpiece

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finally sports journalists are asking the truly important questions...

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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there is no difference between soup and stew, it just depends on the vibe

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