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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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i love sitting and visualising the many ways in which some men get their asses exploded by penises
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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iran PLEASE find a way to take out this motherfucker and his administration hahaj it would be so sexy of you
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim
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