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just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3

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“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

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hello tumblr

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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How unfitting.

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everyone likes to talk about akechi's rank 8 confidant, but can we please acknowledge his rank 3?

there's something so vulnerable in joker taking off what he uses as a mask in the real world, and putting it on akechi instead. even in these early stages of the confidant, there is such explicit trust from joker that never really deteriorates.

the fact that he had to be in akechi's personal space in order to do everything that happened in rank 3 is another homage to his trust. even once you've finished yusuke's confidant, joker has dialogue options which both state that he doesn't like how close yusuke is. yet he's fine with akechi being physically close as early as rank 3?

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Me: I guess I was technically homeless for awhile as a kid, but we weren't, like, really homeless? After we got evicted from our rental house, we had to stay in a small industrial warehouse that was being rented for storage by some family friends. Like, it sucked, and I wasn't allowed to go outside, and it was a huge secret I had to keep from everyone at school because my parents were terrified I'd be taken away by CPS, and if the cops or property owner had found us we definitely would have been in trouble, but, like. We had a roof over our heads. Does that count as homeless? I dunno.

My friends who have genuinely never been homeless, ever: ....that is not normal, holy shit!?!?!?!?!

Me: ...okay so I guess I was homeless, then.

Anyway, this is a reminder that homelessness encompasses more than just "lives in a box under an overpass." Like, yes, that is definitely a real experience with homelessness, but it isn't the only one. Homelessness can look like couch surfing, living in your car, living illegally in a rented storage unit, living in a tent at a campground, living in a motel room, or any number of other things.

(Also, impostor syndrome around homelessness is just about the weirdest feeling in the world, tbh. The "was I suffering enough to say I was suffering?" thoughts are eternal.)

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Having to live a future you didn’t think you’d be alive for is so fucking hard

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how i feel when u guys like my posts

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we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking