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ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were
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so I just started watching Veronica Mars (and I mean literally, as I just finished s1 and have started s2) and the only time the last episode of s1 made me exclaim in fury--
--was when her mother walked out with the money order from the Kane’s.
Like it wasn’t BAD ENOUGH that she PISSED AWAY VERONICA’S COLLEGE FUND she had to go and make ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY SURE that Veronica would have absolutely NO ADVANTAGE when it came time to pick college like you SELFISH FUCKING COW--
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a thing that happens when you leave a social media platform for 2+ years?
you come back and everyone’s display names and icons are different
MULTIVERSE HELP ME WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE
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When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.
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Harry Potter and the Horrorstor

Harry Potter and the Secret History
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people who go through college without drinking coffee to survive are impossibly stalwart and should never be challenged
but the people who DO drink coffee to survive college are filled with unstoppable power before their coffee, but only if every task they are completing is towards the goal of getting coffee
what im saying is: if a non-coffee-drinker stood in front of a coffee-drinker’s coffee maker, who would win?
#i am the unstoppable force#got through two associate degrees and two bachelor degrees without coffee
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not to harp on this point but the care with which a girl you’ve known for maybe three weeks will ask you “what’s wrong?” if you look even mildly distressed is more emotional labor than you’d receive from any man over the course of six lunar cycles
if my dad sees me crying, he pretends he’s getting a call so that we don’t have to have an awkward conversation, but a drunk girl who stumbled across me in a public bathroom would literally become my emotional triage nurse
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So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself.
“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?”
I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”
It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself.
So anyway, we now have a family kindle
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5th richest person on the entire fucking planet wants you to give him more money
he’s a little out of pocket right now after suing a bunch of people in Hawaii to force them to sell their land on the cheap so he can have his 700-acre $100,000,000 playground to himself
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“Fighting hate with love only really works if you’re Sailor Moon and you can turn it into laser beams”
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Instead of sticking to a glucose-based system, which is dependent on oxygen, when a naked mole rat is deprived of oxygen, it switches its metabolism so that its brain cells start burning fructose for energy instead of glucose.
Fructose can be turned into energy anaerobically - which means it doesn’t require the presence of oxygen to be broken down into cellular energy.
Until now, this anaerobic pathway was thought only to be used by plants.
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