dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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if sunbeam made cellphones I'd buy that shit immediately
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I'm sorry, you needed AP stat to learn this??
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update: he's super into elon, this explains a lot and also opens so many questions
talking with a guy thru an extremely kink focused social media and this guy is into all kinds of "fucked up" stuff but draws the line at groups.... like sir even straight people do groups
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talking with a guy thru an extremely kink focused social media and this guy is into all kinds of "fucked up" stuff but draws the line at groups.... like sir even straight people do groups
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clarity 🌕🌿
buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop
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Remember! 99% of alchemists stop drinking mercury just one sip before becoming imortal!
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umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged is a tumblr user so i'd delete that if i were you
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ah yes, time to use my definitely-not-a-scam insurance to pay for my contacts that I need for our extremely vision oriented world, and oh look my insurance only pays half a years worth of contacts. well i guess my employer will understand that I'll need to be blind half the year. i love insurance it's not a scam at all!
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to the people on grindr/dating apps that put "body is a work in progress" or "just starting my fitness journey" on their profile... don't do that. let people like you for who you are now, even if that doesn't include yourself
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John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years
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"A war is when two armies are fighting..." - Bill Hicks
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hello, one puppuccino with chocolate drizzle please :+)
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There is nothing endearing enough about the introduction "ladies and gentlemen..." to make it worth Frankensteining to make inclusive
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