I'm Dolly. I run this thing. It's just a place for me to record for posterity the fantastic things my friends say. Enjoy. Making appearances: Staff Sergeant Chaos (Finland) PFC Nicotine (menspraetrepidans) Chesh (the Duchess) Dolly Colonel Mustard (Maresca)
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Welcome to New York! Here's a badly-drawn sign in bubble letters!
Chaos. She has friends visiting this weekend.
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If it's decapitation, it's probably me.
Colonel Maresca
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That's what your future looks like. Six feet long and covered in syrup.
Chaos
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Dolly: I would be so angry.
Chaos: If your husband covered his dick in maple syrup and cock slapped you, that would make you angry?
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I'm such a good cook.
Staff Sergeant Chaos, as she ladles vodka and jellybeans from a saucepan into her mouth.
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None of these cups are big enough. . . I'm going to drink out of a salad dressing container. Oh. It's dirty. . . -grabs a saucepan-
Staff Sergeant Chaos
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Last time we were here, we turned left somewhere around here and ended up on the golf course. . . like that.
Staff Sergeant Chaos
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'Deliveries only'. . . I'm delivering a car full of retards.
Jesse
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It's only 5% alcohol. Who even does that? I only drink 40%.
PFC Nicotine
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Well I tried to feed you champagne for breakfast but you didn't want it because you're a fucking diva.
Staff Sergeant Chaos, to me.
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It's not my fault! I didn't impregnate the Virgin Mary!
PFC Dolly
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That's not what we do with lettuce!
PFC Dolly
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You're not Malik, you can't tell me what to do!
Staff Sergeant Chaos
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Do you hate America? Americans don't have foreskins!
PFC Nicotine
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Don't make me wash you!
Staff Sergeant Chaos, threatening to wash her Privates.
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Staff Sergeant Chaos: Is that a Christmas tree?
Jesse: I think it's dead bodies.
Staff Sergeant Chaos: . . . run.
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Eat a cookie, you Canadian bitch.
Staff Sergeant Chaos, giving me my breakfast.
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