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*absolute silence*

Emily, with a British accent: Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday

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Emily, waking up: I'M LATE FOR THE ACADEMY!

Emily: oh wait, I'm in my 40s *goes back to sleep*

Emily:

Emily: I'M THE DIRECTOR

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Still think that Annisokay covering Michael Jackson is the best thing bcz just look at the album name and then band name

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Emily, talking about JJ: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DOOO?!

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please i checked and it’s still there 😭 jemily nation i love you

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"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

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How I think the BAU's team was formed:

Hotch: I want the most traumatized group of geniuses you've got.

Strauss:

Strauss: alright

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the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now

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kara: lena, why do you have myriad?

lena: it might seem crazy what im bout to say...

kara: ...

lena: i'm planning world domination and you're my world

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Sam: Hey, my best friend, Lena wants to buy you a drink.

Kara: Really? But I already have a drink.

Kara: Do you think she’d buy me potstickers?

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Alex: What are you reading?

Kara: A book of things I love.

Alex: But that’s just a photo album of Lena.

Kara: Oh, what a coincidence.

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Kara: Go fuck yourself.

Lena, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

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Texts from Emily Prentiss (18+)

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Emily, throwing a pokéball at JJ: Jennifer Jareau, I choose you!

JJ, not looking up from her book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.