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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

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I don't have strong feelings about Labubus, I think they're cute but I don't have any desire to collect them, but I do think the "discourse" around them is sooo strange. A lot of people point to them as the Tiktok fueled demise of all hope and the avatar of overconsumption and like . . .

Fads have existed forever. Cabbage Patch Kids, pogs, and, in 1634, tulip bulbs.

The modern avatar of overconsumption is clearly Funko Pops.

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tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

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wallace you cant say that

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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good morning

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Simone Ashley photographed by Agata Pospieszynska for Harper's Bazaar UK.

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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