finnskeeper
finnskeeper
The Keeper of the Finn
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She/Her. 🖤🩶🤍💜 No sideblogs. Everything is jumbled together, just like my brain.
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finnskeeper · 1 day ago
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finnskeeper · 3 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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finnskeeper · 3 days ago
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Unrelated, Best Boy Hank Green made a cute, no subscription, not invasive and full of malwares app.
It's a cute lil app that helps you step away from your phone and leave it alone for a time you set, to stay away from distraction. If you pick up the phone, the knitting lil bean loses all of his knitting... So if you say "I'm setting down my phone for half an hour so I can efficiently clean the table and bag up the trash" it helps resisting the call of the screen. Because you can't make the bean sad. The bean is too cute.
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4th place in the downloads jfc. I think people are starved for simple and honest softwares with no evils schemes and data stealing
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finnskeeper · 4 days ago
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finnskeeper · 4 days ago
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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
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finnskeeper · 5 days ago
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I think this is super important to remember.
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finnskeeper · 5 days ago
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finnskeeper · 5 days ago
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one aspect of avatar canon i feel like isn't talked about nearly enough is the fact that zuko canonically has prophetic dreams
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finnskeeper · 5 days ago
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I'm trying so hard to spread the good word of copper.
People keep wanting to replace copper with gold, even though it is 30% better than gold.
That must really hurt copper's feelings.
Should I start a new sidequest telling people how great copper is?
Also, WE ALREADY HAVE A SHITLOAD OF GOLD.
It's just lying around doing nothing.
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There are *some* uses of gold that would be somewhat beneficial but are impractical because of cost. I'm not saying having more for commercial/industrial use wouldn't be helpful. But for most critical electronics, we already use as much gold as is needed to protect things from corrosion.
But copper is a really cool metal and I think it is prettier than gold, personally.
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That is some sexy metal right there.
Oxygen free copper wire is the gold standard for sending electricity from one place to another.
And even if we had infinite gold, copper would still be used pretty much anywhere we can shield it from the elements.
If you see copper today, tell it how pretty it is and how gold ain't shit.
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finnskeeper · 5 days ago
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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
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finnskeeper · 6 days ago
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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash
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finnskeeper · 7 days ago
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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finnskeeper · 7 days ago
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Wh...what do they think the "carbo" part of carbohydrates means??
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Butter... made from... CARBON????
*giant gasp*
I will not have carbon in my food. That is one step too far. I'm going on an anti-carbon diet from here on out. Nothing I eat will have any nasty ass carbon in it from now on.
FUCK YOUR GROSS BILL GATES CARBON BUTTER!
*long pause*
Okay... so I just googled what is in butter.
Palmitic acid – C₁₆H₃₂O₂ (saturated fat) Stearic acid – C₁₈H₃₆O₂ (saturated fat) Oleic acid – C₁₈H₃₄O₂ (monounsaturated fat) Butyric acid – C₄H₈O₂ (short-chain fat, signature butter flavor) Lactose – C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁ (milk sugar) Diacetyl – C₄H₆O₂ (gives buttery aroma) Vitamin A – C₂₀H₃₀O
It seems if I want to do this non-carbon diet, I'm left with water, salt, and I can also eat various rocks.
I will update with my progress.
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finnskeeper · 8 days ago
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why is lake superior so dangerous? i cant find anything online that will give my access (not american!)
it's the largest freshwater lake on the planet by surface area, you could lose a couple of smaller countries in there and not even notice. (vs Europe)
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on top of that, it's a Northern lake, so the water never really gets warmer than 50 F (10 C) even in the heat of summer, and it's famous for sudden violent storms that destroy ships and buildings alike. this thing has a MASSIVE body count because it's also a major shipping thoroughfare.
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tldr it wants to eat you so so bad
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finnskeeper · 8 days ago
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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
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(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)
interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
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