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Key lime clown for your troubles

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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Rare azriel smile 1000 years good luck

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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The term "coquette" comes from the feminine of the French "coquet," figuratively meaning an amorous flirtatious person but like. It literally means "little cock."

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texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

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i feel strongly about this

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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

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while everyone else was busy writing slop articles about how adrian dittmann sounds like elon musk i decided to actually find him. an investigation with Jacqueline Sweet and Ryan Fae

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Recipe for the perfect Chef's Breakfast:

4 Milligrams of Estrogen

1 Malboro Silver Cigarette

1 Cup of Black Coffee

8 Ounces Scrambled Eggs

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cowgirls cant even graze freely anymore. because of yoke.

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"Playable beta builds of Halo 1 just dropped today, from before the game became an FPS"

"The Halo MCC Digsite team, which restored major cut Halo content for 343 Industries for FREE, just had all of their unreleased content leaked. Previously, many Digsite members left the team because they can’t afford to continue without being paid and disagreements with Microsoft. It’s a sad situation because the Digsite team worked very hard to make cut Halo content playable in MCC without getting paid and now many members aren’t returning."

"Two former Digsite members commented on the situation. One says they couldn’t justify what Halo Studios was expecting of them without being paid and don’t agree with how Halo Studios views/manages the community. As stated above, there were disagreements with Microsoft too. The other says they left because half the team couldn’t afford rent or food because of the amount of unpaid work."

"A current Halo Studios employee who works with the Digsite team commented on the situation: “There will almost certainly no longer be any further work of this kind.”"

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A cup of sanity juice.

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Senshi was busy so they sent me a grim omen instead