Don’t you see me now? I think I’m falling, I’m falling for you. Don’t you need me?
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Objects in the mirror are drunker than they appear.
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Max Black, 2 Broke Girls. It's a sitcom. Go watch it right now, it's hilarious.
…Who from what?
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Really? It's so nice to finally have a kindred spirit.
Looks like we’re spirit animal sisters, then.
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Thanks Annie Bananie, I appreciate you.
And I would hate to make you cry.
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Amen global warming.
It is too damn hot for modesty.

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Oh good. I'd cry if you did.
I don’t disagree then.
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Yeah,you rocked my world forever I know you still remember how we felt before Yeah, we should be together 'Cause nothing could be better than the way we were
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Both for sure.
Is it because you’re broke or for your sass level?
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It's official. Max Black from 2 Broke Girls is my spirit animal and no one will convince me otherwise.
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A nose.
What?
Do I have something on my face?
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