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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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In my coubtry we celebrate the day that man went to the moon calling it "friendship day"

So happy day to all of you, i love you a lot <3

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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since my patreon is closed i decided might as well share the special sketches ive been doing there

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Foreach headcanon: all 4 of the games are flawed yet compelling 6-7/10s; rewriting the brain chemistry and being more fulfilling than your average 9/10 for people on the right wavelength. and perfectly enjoyable to people who aren't quite on that wavelength but are genre sickos, but people who don't vibe with their genres or have too high standards are just gonna bounce off of them.

Yeah essentially canon. Pretty much confirmed in-comic in the case of Love Bomb and Hellfuck, with how Coral and Jiro talk about those games they sound like trash:

and jank:

respectitvely.

Home Bound is probably one of those stories with really good writing but some really weird themes borne of some hangups the author has about family. And much as I yearn to play Last Gun, we know for a fact that the level design is, like

comically awful.

I like to think each character would have a different response to you talking shit about their game of choice. Coral gets a little self-conscious and backpedals like "aha, I mean it's not Shakespeare...", Jiro quietly seethes at you (if he doesn't start yelling at you outright for "not getting it"), Nix agrees enthusiastically with every one of your criticisms but if you ever say the quality of the game is substandard she calls you a casual, and Cliff goes like "I dunno, I just don't see it" if you bring up any of the weird subtext.

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Foreach headcanon: all 4 of the games are flawed yet compelling 6-7/10s; rewriting the brain chemistry and being more fulfilling than your average 9/10 for people on the right wavelength. and perfectly enjoyable to people who aren't quite on that wavelength but are genre sickos, but people who don't vibe with their genres or have too high standards are just gonna bounce off of them.

Yeah essentially canon. Pretty much confirmed in-comic in the case of Love Bomb and Hellfuck, with how Coral and Jiro talk about those games they sound like trash:

and jank:

respectitvely.

Home Bound is probably one of those stories with really good writing but some really weird themes borne of some hangups the author has about family. And much as I yearn to play Last Gun, we know for a fact that the level design is, like

comically awful.

I like to think each character would have a different response to you talking shit about their game of choice. Coral gets a little self-conscious and backpedals like "aha, I mean it's not Shakespeare...", Jiro quietly seethes at you (if he doesn't start yelling at you outright for "not getting it"), Nix agrees enthusiastically with every one of your criticisms but if you ever say the quality of the game is substandard she calls you a casual, and Cliff goes like "I dunno, I just don't see it" if you bring up any of the weird subtext.

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regardless of sire i would say taylor is probably nosferatu

"What Vampire the Masquerade bloodline is each of the Undersiders" is actually a fairly complicated question. Most "what ___ would each character in ____ belong to" type questions have pretty simple sorting methodologies— "What DND class are they" is looking at resemblance to character tropes, "What Magnus Archives fear would they be the avatar of" is looking at what type of thing they're afraid of or how they make other people afraid. Most of the big YA groups (Hunger Games districts/Hogwarts houses/whatever they call what they've got going on in Divergent) are just very simplified personality categorizations.

Even the nominally more complicated ones in fandoms influenced by YA substitute one simple sorting metric for a half-dozen metrics that are themselves relatively simple, just with wiggle room about which metric should be most heavily weighed. Homestuck classpect and troll blood color questions look at "what archetypes is this character aligned with, what parts of their powerset can we squeeze into a potential homestuck powerset, what is their class relationship with the other characters, do they have a quirk that kind of is like a HS charcter's quirk that we're gonna headcanon is shared by the whole classpect/blood caste, etc." As one would probably expect, the same is roughly true for houses in The Locked Tomb series. This also seems to be how the parahumans fandom on tumblr treat PRT power ratings, mixing "what their power does/would do when translated into Worm's setting" questions with "what trauma causes what power" classifications provided by Wildbow, with their own helping of headcanons, alternate text interpretations, etc.

VTM bloodlines would probably fit comfortably into that more-complicated-but-not-by-much niche of character categorization—it's largely a matter of character archetype, powerset, and social position—except that you also need to do some substantial AU work to figure out who turned the character, and what bloodline they would come from. Unlike parahuman triggers, which affect only the character themselves, you have to figure out alternate histories for at least two characters for vampire bloodlines. And you'd want to be able to argue that the character and their sire still came from a bloodline that fit all those above considerations, which means the sire should also fit those considerations, which will usually shape a lot about who the potential sire could even be that steers it away from the first obvious answer.

There's some Undersiders where it wouldn't be too difficult. Alec was obviously sired by Heartbreaker, and both of them seem pretty obviously like Toreadors. But nearly everyone else is a huge issue because they don't have obvious sires. Lisa's obviously subject to a Blood Oath by Coil, but is Coil really her sire? Maybe you could say they're a sire/childer pair of Tremere or Giovanni, and Lisa just put a lot more points into Auspex, but it's not a comfortable fit. Wouldn't you rather have Coil be a Lasombra or Setite? And then where'd that leave the rest of the Undersiders, who don't even know who Coil is intially? Do you adjust things so some of them were sired by him too? I could maybe see Coil as the sire of the Laborns as a Lasombra or Setite. But Rachel's obviously a Gangrel, so who sired her? And regardless of what bloodline she is, who even makes sense as a sire for Taylor?

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Sentences that make me cum

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new pannenkoek vid

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i love the little pretend economies people make up on social media. investing early at 200 notes. meaningless. very good. used to derive a similar sense of mirth from the concept of rare pepes until the crypto dipshits made those real

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Do you have patterns when it comes to OCs? For example, always making them tall or dark eyed

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Sometimes I forget that there’s legitimately an agent named “Snoopy” in the OSI. And he’s a corporal.

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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the null set polycule, a zerocule, if you will, is a nondimensional substrate upon which the essence of relationality may be projected, with no consequence, at any time. will you join me in this pondering? in doing so, shall we form a thoughticule?