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Netflix’s The Punisher Sentence Starters (pt 1)

❛ whatever it is you’re looking for … i’m not it. ❜

❛ books are great, but they don’t hold all the answers. ❜

❛ happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❜

❛ you got half a life left to live, my friend. ❜

❛ you see, what worries me the most is that you’ve been in a hole so long that it’s become home. ❜

❛ wow. that was sexist, racist, and demeaning all of my abilities all in one sentence. ❜

❛ what time is it? ❜

❛ you brought this on yourself! ❜

❛ don’t you ever say that again. you got that? ❜

❛ you’re not the only ghost in this town. ❜

❛ truth is … i was past caring. ❜

❛ holy shit. ❜

❛ what the hell, why not? ❜

❛ you’re still all heart, huh? ❜

❛ drink? ❜

❛ been flirting with the idea of going full man-bun. ❜

❛ i’ll keep that in mind. ❜

❛ i wanna help, but not if it’s gonna get someone killed. ❜

❛ you think you’re okay and then something just brings it all back. ❜

❛ i don’t know if i would kiss him or slap him. ❜

❛ don’t even think about it. ❜

❛ tonight’s the night you’re gonna die. ❜

❛ never off-duty, huh? ❜

❛ i’m calling the shots now. ❜

❛ you need me! ❜

❛ you always talk this much? ❜

❛ piece of shit. ❜

❛ now all you got is the nightmare. ❜

❛ you want me to tell you it’s okay so that if this all blows up, it won’t be your fault. ❜

❛ you always were good at putting people back together. ❜

❛ i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but i’m not. ❜

❛ you are shitting me. ❜

❛ shit you not. ❜

❛ i dream, i see that guy. ❜

❛ what the hell is it that you do anyways? ❜

❛ hey, you shut your mouth. ❜

❛ you don’t know shit. ❜

❛ looks to me like we’re hiding evidence. ❜

❛ and now you’re closing yourself off, find it hard to trust people. ❜

❛ i’m the best. others will let me down. ❜

❛ i didn’t have a choice. ❜

❛ i could have killed you. ❜

❛ and you don’t find that kinda scary? ❜

❛ why don’t you sit down? ❜

❛ i don’t do partners. ❜

❛ you ever think about, maybe, quality over quantity? ❜

❛ god made me this way for a reason, bro. ❜

❛ i think this is a trap. ❜

❛ i think if we do this, men are gonna die. ❜

❛ you just don’t bleed out, you hear me? ❜

❛ what’d you say? ❜

❛ i cannot let you do that. ❜

❛ god damn it. ❜

❛ the hell is that? ❜

❛ you wanna go up against him/her/them with a pink ruger and no ammo? ❜

❛ grow up. ❜

❛ that’s not happening, alright? not on my watch. ❜

❛ what if we got you a little pair of green tights and a pointy cap with a feather in it? ❜

❛ don’t bother me. ❜

❛ want me to leave? ❜

❛ tough guy, huh? ❜

❛ i’m useless. ❜

❛ did i get anything right? ❜

❛ it was good. i just made it better. ❜

❛ turns out i suck at guitar. ❜

❛ that’s what joe did. don’t be like joe. ❜

❛ what, are you gonna puke? ❜

❛ you sure about this? ❜

❛ it’s nothing. i’m fine. ❜

❛ please don’t do this. ❜

❛ i can’t do this. ❜

❛ pissed off beats scared every time. ❜

❛ what did i do? i got my hands … i got my hands dirty, you piece of shit! ❜

❛ you stay out of my way. ❜

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daliazeus:

“What, you don’t understand reality or something? You don’t look stupid. Ah, most people don’t like you, is that it? Join the club, though I prefer it that way.” When she heard what the girl said next, she laughed hysterically, unable to help herself. “You dated her husband! Wait, the little twat is married? I feel bad for him. And you, since you dated him. I wouldn’t worry too much, he’ll go running back to you. She’s no catch, trust me– oh, because I would love nothing more than to set her on fire, I don’t really care to hide it. She knows my disdain for her.” 

           “ Trust me,  I’m anything but stupid  ---  I’m just one of the things most people don’t think it’s real either.  Would you look at that,  I’m in a club now.  Finally found my niche. ”  Chuckling,  she crossed her arms over her chest.  “ I did,  mhm.  I don’t remember everything that happened between him and I,  but some bits are still clear.  Does she?  She’s probably freaking out about you being here then;  unless you haven’t told her,  of course.  Why do you hate her so much?  She’s no special spark,  I’m pretty sure Daphne doesn’t go around collecting enemies. ”

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daliazeus:

“Doppelganger? Are those even real? I’m her twin. Honestly, where do you people come up with this crap? Oh…her least favorite person? Well, you may have just become my favorite person in this whole world, and that’s saying something. So why does my beloved sister hate you?”

           “ I’m probably the worst person to be asking about what’s real and what isn’t,  no joke.  A twin?  Nice,  sometimes I forget not everyone is an only child.  Your favorite person?  That doesn’t happen a lot;  let’s see how long it lasts for.  Long story short,  I dated her husband for a while and then left him for some reason.  I don’t remember most of it though.  Why do I feel like you’d love to set her on fire? ”

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daliazeus:

“Your cousin? God, there’s another one of you here? Oh! Dear Godesses, you think I’m Daphne, don’t you? Gross. Of course I’m the prettier one, have you seen her?”

        “ Actually there’s only one of me in the entire universe but yeah,  my cousin,  your best friend ...  Wait,  what?  Ha,  the more you know  ---  what are you,  her doppelgänger?  Honestly I’m probably her least favorite person,  so maybe that’s why I don’t know about you. ” 

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daliazeus:

“Morbid, smorbid. I prefer to call it exciting, myself. Since death and myself are related, is it really all that surprising?”

   “ Okay, that’s new ...  Really?  I’d ask questions but, well, you know who my cousin is so who am I to judge.  What’s with the hair though?  Gotta give it to you,  it looks prettier like that. ”

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‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’ ‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’ ‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’ ‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’ ‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’ ‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’ ‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’ ‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’ ‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’ ‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’ ‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’ ‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’ ‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’ ‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’ ‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’ ‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’ ‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’ ‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’ ‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’ ‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’ ‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’ ‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’ ‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’ ‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’ ‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’ ‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’ ‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’ ‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’ ‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’ ‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’ ‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’ ‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’ ‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’ ‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’ ‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’ ‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’ ‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’ ‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’ ‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’ ‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’ ‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’ ‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’ ‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’ ‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’ ‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’ ‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’ ‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’ ‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’ ‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’ ‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’ ‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’ ‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’ ‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’ ‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’ ‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’ ‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  you can start again anytime!  ’ ‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’ ‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’ ‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’ ‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’ ‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’ ‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’ ‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’ ‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’ ‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’ ‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’ ‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’ ‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’ ‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’ ‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’ ‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’ ‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’ ‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’ ‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’ ‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’ ‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’ ‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’ ‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’ ‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’ ‘  you son of a mumford!  ’ ‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’ ‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’ ‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’ ‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’ ‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’ ‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’ ‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’ ‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’ ‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’ ‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’ ‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’ ‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’ ‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’ ‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’ ‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’ ‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’ ‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’ ‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’

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daliazeus:

“That was a colossal waste of time- nobody even died.”

      “ ... What?  Alright, that’s some morbid stuff.  Since when are you death’s number one fan? ”

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jazzssica:

“You’re not completely guilty yet. So far I know of another woman who is single.”

        “ Honestly,  I’m probably the obvious choice but we’ll see.  At least I don’t have to worry about my partner being who knows where  ---  though being stuck in a library is anything but hot. ”

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daphnexzeus:

“Of course we’d be stuck in the same room. I suppose you might as well meet my daughter. This is Celena. And I swear, I’m not the killer. I don’t have the time, with a baby, don’t you think?”

             “ Oh, hey Crayola.  Nah, don’t worry, I wouldn’t think it was you;  if anything, I think you’re more of a bruiser than a killer. ”  She chuckled before green eyes casted down towards the baby.  As she remained silent for a few seconds,  Nina tilted her head to the side.  “ ... She’s beautiful.  I don’t--  I’ve never been this close to a baby before ... ”

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      “ So,  because I don’t have a significant other,  guess I’m amongst the list of people who might be the killer ...  Definitely get why this place feels so much like home. ”

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litensoldat:

“That’s all right. I won’t quiz you or anything. I guess it is kind of sad, but don’t feel too bad. We don’t have it so bad, really.” They had money, people who worked for them and respect and power. It wasn’t bad at all. But sometimes he felt smothered. “That’s good.” He had a fairly good relationship with his father as well. “I’m not really getting anything from it, but I figure that once I get everything under control I can do what I want.”

         “ Oh trust me,  I know you guys don’t have it that bad. ”  The lifestyle he was used to could never be half as awful as how Nina was brought up,  or her cousin.   It wasn’t jealousy that she felt,  after all,  the brunette could hardly imagine things to have been any different,  especially considering how it was one of the very few things she remembered.  With her eyes wandering around the hallway,  she continued to speak.  “ Sounds like a plan.  Anything you want to do in particular?  It would be pretty disappointing to find yourself clueless in the end. ”

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Taylor Hill by David Bellemere for Alexandre Vauthier Spring/Summer 2017

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litensoldat:

“I suppose the best thing about it is that I’m so far down the line from the crown that it awards me some freedoms.” Freedoms he didn’t always get to indulge in, but at least they were there. “Really? Do you get along well with your father?” He asked, knowing that not all children liked their parents. “I’m kind of the only one willing to do it. At least for now. I guess it’s because I’m one of the younger ones, but I’m old enough to be reliable. I suppose most fathers are protective of their daughters.”

          “ Got it  ---  I don’t really know much about royalty,  but it’s common sense that people expect some things from it.  It’s kinda sad if you ask me;  makes it look like all royals are the same. ”  A thought that bored Nina more than one would assume.  Nodding her head,  her lips formed a straight line.  “ I did,  mhm.  He never talked much,  but was still supportive. ”  She responded without diving too deep into the topic;  there was no reason to tell the man all about her father or their relationship.  Chuckling,  Nina rose her eyebrows.  “ You must be very patient then,  if no one else is willing to do the job.  Either that or you’re getting something from being in this mess. ”