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supernatural season 12 is a comedy of errors about a woman who died during the reagan administration being resurrected over 30 years later trying to figure out whether or not her adult son is a queer but being too uncomfortable to outright ask

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my mom just discovered monolids

im absolutely starving rn my stomach is talking

and im fuckingbSICK OF CINDYS SECRET

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i must come on here to confess I actually dont mind microfiber cloths(yes, the ones that stick to you)

the satisfaction i get from my glasses being so squeaky clean far outweighs any psychic damage

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this flopped on twitter so let’s test the waters here

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do you think people in the hannibal universe were intimidated out of serial killing by how much thought and care was put into all of the big serial killer's serial killing. like yeah man i'd loveee to get into serial killing but i don't have access to the facilities where i can flay someone alive and make roses with their skin unfortunately :/ also i have a day job :/ if i was a serial killer in the hannibal universe i'd get imposter syndrome while reading articles about other killers like fuckkkkkkk man he sewed them together in a grain silo to look like a giant fucking gradient when viewed from above. why do i even try this shit. and i'd cry myself to sleep every night

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will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

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starting a collection #blackmold

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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE ITEM OF AN OBJECT THE LOML GOT ME

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

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the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

will graham:

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Obsessed with how Will Graham showed up to work twitching, trembling, and visibly distressed, and the entire department is like “This is Will, he just does this sometimes, he’s in perfect shape to go look at some mutilated corpses”

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*