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"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
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I've had the dreadful realisation that Bofa Deeznuts is actually a *fantastic* Star Wars name.
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i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".
so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.
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wait where the fuck is that knockoff korean lego set of that japanese politician getting assassinated
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horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa
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self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you
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If you completely forget your name, you’ll never find your way home. I’ve tried everything to remember mine.
SPIRITED AWAY 2001 • dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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Alice Brasser (Dutch, b. 1965, Alkmaar, Netherlands) - Swim, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Perspex on Wood
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John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas
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