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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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what im thinking about at any given moment

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The annual big poll, please RB so I can reach as many people as possible

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this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

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i like to do redraws of old etho fanarts when i don’t know what to do with my life

this time it’s redraw of my first ever etho art. original under cut

25 august 2022

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“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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So you found a dead body in the woods

The worst thing you've worried about, going on hikes, happens. This happens often, in the grand scheme of things. It's always joggers and dogwalkers and hikers. My unlucky day came on October 24, 2022.

So what do you do when you find a dead body?

Look in the other direction and take a breath. Panic wont help you or them.

If you are comfortable, approach them and try to help. If not, it's okay. I was unwilling to approach (they looked real dead) and my 911 operator was 100% totally supportive and okay with that.

Walk a little ways away. There is no reason why you need to keep staring at them. It's okay. Seeing a dead person is really wack!

When you've caught your breath, call 911. My first thought was "Oh god, I don't want to talk to cops." and, good news, it's not cops! 911 responders are different people. They are trained to talk to you, to reassure you, and to help you. They are there for you. They understand you are freaking out. They are kind and patient.

Your new buddy, the 911 person, will help you figure out where you are, exactly. They have access to your location via cell-tower and GPS, but if, like me, you were off-trail (oops), they might need your help navigating to you. I offered to also send a photo, and he provided an email, which he received immediately. I deleted the photo I took right away.

Hang out on the phone with your dispatch friend. They're going to want to keep in touch with you as the paramedics approach. Are you freaking out by chattering too much? Are you freaking out by being dead silent? Both are okay! Apparently, my panic response is to become Super Midwestern Chatty. I was able to make him laugh, which I count as a win.

Holler to the paramedics. My paramedics came deep into the ravine-filled woods, about six men, steering a rolling bed thing. We shouted at each other until they made it to the body. It would have been funny, watching them fumble along, if it wasn't so serious.

Get out of there! The paramedics don't need anything from you. They're busy doing their job. They shooed me back to the trail and to the parking lot. I didn't have to go anywhere near the body.

Meet cops in the parking lot. In my situation, the cops didn't want anything from me. They were just picking their noses in the parking lot while the paramedics did the real work. The cops said thanks for helping, while covering their bodycams, because they're pigs.

Go eat donuts. Christ, that was a lot. Let yourself comedown and get some sugar to kickstart your system.

Feel good that you gave a family closure. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, your therapist is going to hear about this. Yeah, next time you come to this location, you're going to need a friend with you. But you did the right thing. You'll never know their family, but know that you gave them closure.

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>"nonbinary hrt" >looks inside >it's osteoporosis

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love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

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Can you put him in a horror game where he shouldn’t be??

Pretty please 🥺 🥺 🙏

ok

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Now, True PearlescentMoon. Aka 24 different Pearl Skin combined in one.

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Reading mcyt fanfic for years lowkey fucked up my perception of the consequences of bodily harm in other fics. Ill be like omgggg its just an arrow its not that big of a dealll 🙄🙄 just yank that shit out and drink a health potion 🙄🙄