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a series of dogshit events. just absolute fucking awful events. like jesus christ you are taking the piss type events

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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, 2004, dir. Brad Silberling

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“I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform.” -LS to BB #5

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november 13th – sugar bowl gen siblings

snicket twins + urban loneliness

as part of @asouefanworkevent 's woevember event <3

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olaf: ow, i stubbed my toe! olaf: time to kidnap some rich orphans about it

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"On FedEx vehicle for delivery."

-me, waiting for pakidge

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Cakesniffing is a serious plague that is threatening the lives of our children. If you or your children are cakesniffers, please call 1-800-CKE-SNIF now

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lemonys

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in the asoue universe, it may or may not be our real world and there may or may not be real earth culture there, but you bet your ass everyone is jewish

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esme squalor's maiden name was dollar

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handler's intro page absolutely delights me ....

Daniel Handler is the author of seven novels, including Why We Broke Up, We Are Pirates, All The Dirty Parts and, most recently, Bottle Grove.

As Lemony Snicket, he is responsible for numerous books for children, including the thirteen-volume A Series of Unfortunate Events, the four-volume All the Wrong Questions, and The Dark, which won the Charlotte Zolotow Award.

Mr. Snicket’s first book for readers of all ages, Poison for Breakfast, was published by Liveright/W.W. Norton in 2021.

Handler has received commissions from the San Francisco Symphony, Berkeley Reperatory Theater and the Royal Shakespeare Company, and has collaborated with artist Maira Kalman on a series of books for the Museum of Modern Art in New York, and with musicians Stephin Merritt (of the Magnetic Fields), Benjamin Gibbard (of Death Cab for Cutie), Colin Meloy (of the Decemberists) and Torquil Campbell (of Stars).

His books have sold more than 70 million copies and have been translated into 40 languages, and have been adapted for film, stage and television, including the recent adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events for which he was awarded both the Peabody and the Writers Guild of America awards.

He lives in San Francisco with the illustrator Lisa Brown, to whom he is married and with whom he has collaborated on several books and one son.

books page:

Daniel Handler Writes novels.

The Basic Eight

Watch Your Mouth

Adverbs

Why We Broke Up

We Are Pirates

All the Dirty Parts

Bottle Grove

Poison for Breakfast

And not novels.

Weather, Weather

Girls Standing on Lawns

Hurry Up and Wait

Books for the Holidays.

The Baby In The Manger

The Lump of Coal

The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming

Assorted and sundry.

Goldfish Ghost

The Bad Mood and The Stick

Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid

The Composer Is Dead

13 Words

The Dark

Swarm of Bees

And one as the Pope.

How To Dress For Every Occasion

All while penning children’s books as Lemony Snicket.

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

All the Wrong Questions

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the most fascinating thing about lemony snicket is that i believe he sincerely thinks that he's normal and his experiences are average

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maturity is when you realise that lemony snicket is not just a sarcastic narrator, he is the most fucked up little man in the entire series actually

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so why, in-universe, did the baudelaire parents call their life story 'a series of unfortunate events', and did lemony know about this when he named our series that?

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I want whatever Lemony Snicket was on when he came up with the phrase “Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity” like I just know he was pissing himself laughing as he wrote a baby saying it