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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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one piece 😍😍😍🤩

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never ever ever getting rid of me

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Felt like playing hair stylist with Law 💛 Which one is your favorite?

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Chompers

Careful, he bites

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It’s silly hours 🦩

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cleaned up acelaw doodle bc i just posted a little something on ao3 teehee

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hes sleepy 😼

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what is your flavour?

(🫦🤌)

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Happy pride from our favorite lesbian 🧡🤍🩷

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Here we see Doctor Trafalgar Law use the verbal method of checking for signs of life.

Zoro's arm is right there! He's literally begging to have his pulse checked, but Law's like "nah, I'm off the clock."

That's why he later leaves Sanji in charge of fixing Zoro's demolished skeleton. He's setting boundaries to maintain a healthy work/life balance. Please respect that.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.