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When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil person

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can't believe this legend is up for sale can someone venmo me $2500 real quick

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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when I go to kiss Poe and he makes his little gay MRRP noise and pulls away really fast. boy I will turn you into a pair of socks

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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?

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I don't want to see gay people kissing and having sex on my screen I want to see gay people NOT kissing and having sex on my screen. I want to see two people playing gay chicken for multiple s okay post canceled this literally just sounds like I'm talking about the cw's supernatural

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what she said ^^^

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The internet is bad but at the end of the day you can always look at images of really cute animals

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Red Panda Grooming | kiarino50 on Instagram

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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

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there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.