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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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“you’ll notice these leaves come in gold, not pink for girls and blue for boys” deserves an award for one of the best major margaret houlihan lines
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saying "rip x you wouldve loved y" while the character is clearly still alive is always so funny to me
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random pitt text posts!





thanks so much for the engagement on my previous text posts! i love seeing how much people are enjoying them!
comment any pitt characters you’d like to see text posts for!
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Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing.
Stay hydrated.
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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you
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“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them
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