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“My sister is in Egypt for work and had no mates to see the pyramids with so she took her Uber driver instead.”
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Sweet Moments of People Being Kind to One Another (x)
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song: *goes from one headphone to the other*
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He does have a point via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2P6IZBP
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cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it
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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
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teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker
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