firsty-thirstea

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all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

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Absolutely obsessed with this image of Grian from Jimmy's new vid

Would you do it for a bajillion dollars

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song is blorbo-coded but animatics are hard 79 dead 486 injured

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whoa video upload?

this is a moment in history take a picture

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*nods sagely* yeag

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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real

GUYS

Idk if someone else has thought of this before, but hear me out on this new worldbuilding headcanon for Minecraft. Phantoms pose the same ecological role as IRL vultures. That being, they eat dead bodies. The reason a lot of them swarm (and even attack) the player when they haven't gotten sleep is because they sense lack of energy (which, for a lot of animals means death is nearby) and assume the player is either dead or dying.

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@whatkindofsouplsmp this sounds weirdly familiar…

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

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[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

There is nothing soup cannot fix.

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real and true

my friends love me

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i got a lil silly (courtesy of @whatkindofsouplsmp)

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@whatkindofsouplsmp

*insert generic party souns*

Hey girl, do you wanna hear about a Minecraft lore smp I'm in *smooth lip bite*

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this blog hates donald trump

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real

You know when

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one sleeps too much and the other too little

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

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wow i love playing minceraft and not making it needlessly difficult for myself

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havent posted in a second, but heres a bit of silly