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I swim, I yearn, I eat my fishy food,

and I am the best character.

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i have no hands but must type??? ig???\

I have no hands and i must feed

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I am fish

I have no gender

I don't even have hands

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Fish have you ever went to jail?

Yeah

I'm not allowed near vehicles or anything flammable now

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fishventure time! c'mon grab your fish!

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Scag once picked me up by my tail and flung me around.

Now I don't go near them.

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k then i'll just dump these in there

*dumps fish food into bowl*

enjoy ig

FOOD

I will enjoy :}

thank you dear human

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How did you like learn how to breath air? What’s your opinion on Nutella on toast? Do you still want fish food?

I have trained over 1000 years to breathe on land

i don't eat toast, at least not after the incident

yes feed me 200 fish foods

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ne two three, tap your feet

Such a classic melody

One two three, you know the words

So sing along with me!

One two three, motley scenes

Shining through the silver screen

One two three, dontcha think

This is how it ought to be?

Just another day, throw your cares away

And laugh hand-in-hand with me!

Just another day,

Just another day,

It’sjustanotherdayit’sjustanotherdayit's–

One two three, what’s the nicest thing you see?

It’s me!!!!!!!!!!

The world you know, always running to and fro

A frightful place to be

But don’t be scared, I’m not going anywhere!

So just don’t touch the dial and stay here awhile with me!

Panic! In static! Out-manic!

Don’t you find it all romantic, the way things used to be?

Classic, ecstatic, it’s magic

To trip the light fantastic, repeat it after me!

This is how it should be, in studio seats

My ego wired in the CRT

We can skip the sign-off

Ol' familiar scene, repeating

This is how it should be!

One two three, sing with me

It’s a catchy melody

ABC, it sounds so sweet

When you sing along with me!

Four five six, check the script?

Keep your harmony in-key

Ten nine eight, for the sake

Of the way it ought to be

Just another day, throw your cares away

And laugh hand-in-hand with me!

Just another day, just another day of

Keeping our company!

Who cares what people say, we’ll stay another day in revelry, reverie!

Always be together, fair and stormy weather

Never growing older, never growing colder

Always be together, now and for forever

evereverevereverevereverever-

One two three, who’s the brightest star you see?

It’s me.

The world you know never seems to take it slow

A tiring pace indeed

So don’t delay, I’ll be here to save the day

Just please don’t touch the dial

Just stay here a while with me

Panic! In static! Out-manic!

Don’t you find it all romantic, the way things used to be?

Classic, ecstatic, it’s magic

To trip the light fantastic, repeat it after me!

This is how it should be, in studio seats

My ego wired in the CRT

We can skip the sign-off

Ol' familiar scene, repeating

This is how it should be!

When you go,

Just don’t change the channel

I hope you won’t be long

After all

I want to be wanted

Is that so wrong?

Panic! In static! Out-manic!

Don’t you find it all romantic, the way things used to be?

Classic, ecstatic, it’s magic

To trip the light fantastic, repeat it after me!

This is how it should be, in studio seats

My ego wired in the CRT

We can skip the sign-off

Ol' familiar scene, repeating

This is how it should be!

This is how it should be, in studio seats

My ego wired in the CRT

We can skip the sign-off

Ol' familiar scene, repeating

This is how it should be!

Repeating this is how it should be.

One two three, what’s the best character you see?

It’s me!!!!!!!!!!

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Fish, I have a chem quiz tomorrow am I cooked?

ill bestow apon you the power of the fish

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FISHSUNE MIKU?!?!

Indeed😏

fishu, fishu, you can call me fishu

Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your Wi-Fi

Open secrets, anyone can find me

Hear your music running through my mind

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Ok just hold on, I got a water basin.

*I put you in the basin filled with water*

Now what do I do with you?

I shall now transform into my final form

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DONT GO UNDER A BED…. ITS TOO DUSTY FOR A FISH JST GO IN A BASIN OR SUMTHING

WHY IS IT SPICY???

I need you to carry me somewhere else

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I’d be fine but I fear my grandma might cook you.

That’s unless you’re upstairs through, you’d deal with kids yelling and shit.

I'll stay upstairs

I'll be hiding under a bed if you need me

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Fish, is you hungry?

Always

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