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take my white ass to Tampa, FL

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why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

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I wanted to understand your face

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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I know the "your boyfriend finds me funny and wants to fuck me" is a joke but like my bf follows you and I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to do that :/ fucking slag of a man. Anyways. Love your blog.

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Bigtop Burger " OVEN " ( 2025 ) v. " DOWN " ( 2022 )

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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).

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New farcille figures were announced and they look so gorgeous ✨

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i sing to my cat

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?

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Free range yaoi spotted at the train station

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why the fuck would she be saying "no Billy no!!!!" and sobbing through the whole encounter then, please 😭😭😭😭

saw someone hcing that what happened between Billy and Agnes was them sneaking out to spend Christmas together away from their family and Billy got in trouble for Agnes tatling on him and "don't tell them what we did Agnes" was him telling her not to rat him out

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saw someone hcing that what happened between Billy and Agnes was them sneaking out to spend Christmas together away from their family and Billy got in trouble for Agnes tatling on him and "don't tell them what we did Agnes" was him telling her not to rat him out

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Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

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weirdly enchanted by this