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today on a very special episode of gay harem isekai,,
#why that bird holding a cleaver.#(cleaver not pictured)#the birds are BACK#maybe one day during the circus event#after working with his stage partner (magic dove) for so long each day#eiden goes to sleep. and gets transported to a certain pigeony world#just a small side effect of hanging out with a magic bird all day. very standardissue dimensional events.#i tried to place each character on a 1:1 exchange#and fantastically enough#each game's cast had pretty close matches. wow! the magic of character tropes enduring thru genre(s)!!#i was debating on garu vs yakumo for the child best friend vs library recluse roles#because their backstories aligned with one but their personalities would align with the other#ultimately i went with personality#bc garu seems more the type to be a helpful mediator of conflicts . put on a dress for work. be bubbly and friendly#and yaku seems more the type to . well. set himself on fire#so there you go! we have a classic rock dove garu and mourning dove yaku!#then we got the fancy fantails (blade oli and ed). evil partridge (kuya). hallucinogenic chuunibyo (karu). big sleepy quail (quincy).#dante/rei/aster/morv didn't fit into the main pigeonation cast so i defaulted to dove-adjacent#but then. owl rei. duh. an easy association. and . pink robin aster because of the LOOK of it. ORBULAR!#we could get into a whole thing about which bird species (not restricted to game chars) suits em best personality wise#but that's a deep dive that has been undertaken by a more powerful bird enthusiast that is not moi#i have not the braincells for such an endeavour at this moment. for now? pigeons#huntergatherer eiden living in a cave... hanging out with tiny birds at the tanabata festival...#nu: hatoval#yes. i have justified that tag now. there are TWO things tagged under it. my task is complete#the clan's all here!
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Game: here are some cool new features to make ur homescreen more customisable!! Have more of that You flavour!!
Me: All i need is his smile
#i took a screenshot using the Actual InGame Function but the pic looked...TOO empty#so here u have a screenshot of my homescreen exactly as i see it every time i open this accursed game#idk. something about the way the buttons crowd into eiden's side and feetsies. comforting. nice snug basket#I'm not an elaborate decorator#u peek over at my screen in a sim game with features like the cabin minigame?#it's just bare walls and a chair. maybe 2 chairs. maybe i add and remove the same chair every other day to get the daily achievement#my homescreen used to be a rotating roster of clan members that shared stage presence with Classic Eiden#bc Classic Eiden must be on my home screen at all times. in case i need to reference his outfit#you think with how many times I've drawn him#i wouldn't need to look at him for reference#nope. he is a blue blob to me. clothing doesn't exist in my visual memory#ever since i put bunny eiden in there with him#i probably won't go back to the other chars#eiden plus eiden on home screen is perfect for me#they don't trigger a convo within seconds of idling#just silence. er-- chosen bgm. and two eidens i can stare at#i think you can only turn character interaction on/off entirely?#you can't have em on your screen AND...have them nOt talk#i want to stare at my chosen home screen characters. silently. peacefully#instrumentals only?#i COULD just turn off the sound on my phone#but then how will i groove to instrumental bgm#bright purity while 2 eidens with cute faces stare back at me#this is what peak idle enjoyment is#nu carnival eiden
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The closest we've gotten to a top (other than blade) wearing a dress is Dante wearing a kimono
i bet i'm not the only one who was fooled by kuya's pants at first sight, then mildly disappointed that the devs weren't giving us a man wearing a skirt casually as his full-time outfit
#feesh answer#i was about to YELL (excitedly) when i saw kuya's bottom half for the first time#because everything about him screamed evil yaoi top . so if the devs made him wear a skirt?#well. that's a different flavour from the mainstream. i would enjoy that. greatly#then i stared a bit longer and realised they were In Fact pants#ah man.... well. i guess i can still appreciate him for his specific flavour of cultural wear#he's got a fave style. can't fault him for that.#it's better than having every character in ?????? generic anime nonsensical indiscernible textureless fabric#(i say. coping. staring at the swooshyness of kuya's bottoms like. oh... so close)#dante wearing a kimono is . well. kimono are pretty gendered and the man's got his whole chest out so what can i say#something something willingness to wear a skirt (or any clothing with gendered connotations) is indicative of character too#so it makes sense that not every character would dress in that particular fashion#BUT ALSO. I'M IN MY FANTASY GAY GACHA WHERE THERE'S MAGIC ENERGY IN SEMEN.#THEY CAN WEAR SKIRTS AND NOT GET ALL HUNG UP ABOUT IT#tbh shouldn't skirts be easier for all of them#i still haven't confirmed whether everyone in the cast even wears underwear#they gotta be ready to whip that thang out any moment any second anywhere#pants get in the way!!! with a dress or a skirt? accessibbiibility increases at LEAST tenfold!!#think abot h the dstonks!!!#hey. sir. maam . it must be so restrictive to keep your dick confined to a single pant leg. or a weak groinal catchment#how about lettin it all hang loose? does that not sound LIBERATING?#i mean. if you don't wanna FULLY hang out. you can still wear some supportive undergarments. AND the skirt. AND fight crime full-time#case in point *gestures enthusiastically toward blade*.
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Noooooooiiooiiioooooooooooooo my eiden in a fluffy magical skirt what do u meeeeeean he's not carbcsptkr eoitooooo

#i am becoem beached#dried out... husk... as the wave slaps me continually#well. it's ok. he can be Just Some Guy too#it's part of his appeal. he can do it all!!!!#at least he wore the skirt once!!ONCE!!! he didn't schwopp out of it like a CERTAIN TSUNLORD#today. he will be tuxeito mask.#the magical girls (blade and garu) need Some Guy with a Rose supporting them#kuya's a straight up witch he did his mandatory MG courses centuries ago#can't even call him a magigirl. mistress magic. something. that's like calling a phd a high school diploma#or. actually. alternatively. opopositionally. what if kuya is the LOWEST ranking magical girl#he won't even play along with the tropes! he won't wear the puffy skirt. he won't say the incantation#NOT scoring high in the genre requisites right now#chronic underachiever. bottom of the class. blade is valedictorian right now#where was i#right. eiden in another adorable skirt#that's fine!! we'll always have sweet heart maid cafe hours#*pulls a tiny photo of eidream out of my wallet*#*sighs longingly*#shine gemstone heart
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inspired by the brief panic of tumblr crumbling into dust, tried backing up my blog pretty sure i clicked that button over 2 weeks ago still says 'backup processing'
#what i'm saying is that once tumblr explodes this blog is going with it#can't even archive this mushy heap#it's going incendiary like everything else#you will remain as naught but muggy memories *salutes*
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Hi Fiiish
I am so excited for the magic girl banner! I can't wait! I hope I can amass 200 pulls for Eiden's outfit this time (I could have not pulled on the step banner, y'know, but I got my BIG ASTER at last, I thought I'd never get him!!)
Anyways. Magical girl Eiden when
congorts on ur biG aster i hope he gives u everthting you ever drreamt of.... [blood ,everywhere , is my assumption]
i did NOT EVEN THINK OF--- right, if i want eiden's outfit i need to pull 200 times----- AHGFK
#feesh answer#soon. SOON. . ......now?#what day is it#i've lost track. haven't we all#DO I HAVE 200 TO PULL ON YOU??? FSOIFJIEORHU MAGICAL EIDEN AND BLADE..........#WHEN they put eiden in a skirt (not if. WHEN) i'm going to die just like with the maid event. all over again#my contracts. my gem savings. will they all disappear before me. like the time bunny eiden waltzed into my life#i was a fool. i fell to temptation and pulled on the step banner. at least 50 times#boredom at random intervals CATCHES UP TO YOU in that way#a loose contract here and there and BAM you're double digits in the negatibve#what did i get out of it?????#1 SR peepaw and 1 kleinmas dante#well. i'm not angry about that. those are new units#and i got aaaaaallllll these dante gifts just WASTING away in storage. they are Losing their Fragrance#pspspsps come here sentimentalsapsucker dante.......#shine gemstone heart
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taking the beef away and dragging it to my abode
as is your right and OpportuneMoment bestown uponest
#feesh answer#i take the beef and i giveth away#i am but a step in the manufacturing process#no beef is permanent in my presence#temporal beef#not nu🦀
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Where do you think Yakumo's gemstone was before he gained ears..? Was it just stuck in his snole (snake earhole)......?
!!! OH i know this one!!!!!!!!!!! i was gifted the ancient and hidden knowledge of yakumo's gem placement, once upon a time, when a mysterious benefactor showed me that the gem was plomped ! directly atop his snakey head very dorsal very on top almost the size of his head. wow, gem To Scale on Human Vers. and i thought, yeah, that makes sense. i can't imagine it being convenient anywhere else on the body for a snake imagine just trying to travel through a busy forest floor and sticks and rocks keep side-kicking your gem if it's on your left or right side ouchy...
#feesh answer#where was the knowledge??? somewhere in an official manga or?? something less accessible to the western audiences#??? i'm guessing#i don't have sources but i'm sure someone else does. i could be making everything up too! who knows! ♪(´▽`)#i've also drawn him with the gem on the side#because it's not the WORST place to have it#(the worst place would be underneath him. ventral style. but then human yakumo might have his gem on his belly)#and THAT gem position is ALREADY TAKEN#now you got me thinking about the equivalent of the snole#snake ear hole. snakes experience {{hearing}} differently from humans so like#whwat's th. se.is there an . organ for dete cting vibrations or. was the gem blocking that up. or#do vibrations count as touch or sound#kinda both#i guess it's not too bad because the gem is black like the rest of yakumo's body so it's not like#a GIANT BEACON of SHINY THING that alerts predators to his location#as if the ominous essence wasn't enough to keep them far far away........#NOW IMAGINING other snakes sniffing out yakumo for the first time#and theyre all WHAT IS THAT BUMP ON YOUR HEAD#IS THAT A ROCK? IS THAT? A TUMOUR? ANOTHER EYE????#I HATE THAT. I HATE *YOU*. ***bites yakumo***#yakumo: ☹
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untold treasures under that skirt
#i am giving blade a grenade launcher#a puffball launcher.#occasionalyl shoots out an actual puffball mushroom (blade found it in the forest) for a chewy snack#it's like a tshirt cannon but cuter and with more lightshow and extremely dense energy storage#PROTON STAR PUFFBALL GARGANTAPUKER#i havent read the event yet but i hope they do something like this#i want blade with the infinity pussy#sticks his hand under his skirt#you hear clanking and things dropping from great heights like you're in an echoey warehouse full of tools#his hand emerges with an ice cold can of refreshing beverage#which he then punctures with his teeth#and waterfalls it into darling's mouth for a sugar boost#(energy drinks directly from the edroid's can)#nu carnival blade#shine gemstone heart
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*looks at blade
*looks at kuya
*looks at garukaru
*looks back at kuya
brb ripping off peepaw's pantaloons
#unjust.unfair. arbitrary and rude#would it kill you to show a little thigh? what. your legs gonna get cold?#your circulation not what it used to be old-timer?????#that FAbric needs to GO#how very gauche of u kuya.#to show up to the party in such a fashion faux pas#didnt match the theme. tsk#blade gets no pants. puppy gets no pants.#next step: FOX NO PANTA#I'm mad about this like I'm mad about the starter trio event#like. how could u have eddie and oli in stealth lingerie#but NOT invite yakumo to the party#biceh!!! I'm confiscating all your genders!!! youve lost privileges!!!!!!#except blade. blade can have as many as he wants bc CLEARLy he knows what he's doing#fashion icon. trailblazer. skirt wearer and brandisher of powerful calves#look at those sculpted legs... and those stupid mismatched stockings with the boots#even the thigh straps dont match... infuriating... but perfect#evolution gave me claws specifically so i could rip unnecessary clothing off supposed 'tops'#to waste my natural steel. to let it sit idle#is an insult to nature itself. to eons of survivalist skills honed in the mudswamps of my predecessors#PANTS NO MORE#shine gemstone heart
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I am LAUGHING but i am experiencing psychic damage on behalf of all blade mains but i am also LauGhING
#i am also eating these little chilli peppers so i am experiencing fire damage over time#is it poison damage or fire damage if I'm eating it#? not the point#the point is#i shouldn't even be awake#but i am#just to see the absolute madness of back to back puppy#and blade doomed to 3p curse#and kuya not wearing a skirt because Top has strictly enforced gender norms now#THINGS ARE WACKY!!!!@@#mY CHILLI NOT HELPING#shine gemstone heart
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alright. 👓 what we got for this weird little step up banner. Why did they have SR yaku and oli on the promo pic?? And what does it have to do with eiden's huey decision???? No matter... let's see if there's anything i'd like to pull for...
& opens updated game &
The only SSRs aster and morv have? . Already have morv, and he's full unlocked. I wouldn't MIND an aster if only to see him slap morv around. but it's not enough to motivate me to throw my contracts... ohhh if only there were a tiny aster SSR.... i want that lil guy fuckin things up...
Ocean breeze yakumo- WAIT, IDOL YAKUMO? THE WETTEST, (arguably) MOST PATHETIC WHIMPERER OF THE YAKUMOS? the yakumo that i did not want during his original run because i wanted nothing to do with him and thus i never Obtained him? YOU're saying i could finally have a soggy beach tankini yakumo in my collection, to manipulate voice lines at will, to replay whatever sad Single Line of Sad Whines he lets out in R2----- THAT YAKUMO? well now i have to read up on the terms and conditions of this banner
[interlude: reading and some judgemental squinting]
They said guaranteed SSR within 70 pulls...BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE THE SSR AT 300? idk bro that seems like a lot to sacrifice for a rerun... what else have we got to work with here
Chocolate fiend retail edmond- does not measure up to white wedding edmond. i remain uninterested
Mother Nature oli- tEMPTING, OK, THE ONE I'VE WANTED SINCE I STARTED PLAYING, , but he probably isn't a great unit like most of the older units BUT MY DEAREST MATRON OF LIFE FLORAL HUNTER OLI..........THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD
Ropeflinger quincy- no interest
Period cramps kuya- no interest
Loincloth gapmaster garu- tbh i'd be pissed if i got this one because i already have him at 3 stars and if i get just. one single extra of this. that's not enough to ascend himn. it's nto enough to do ANYTHING. either give me plentiful puppy or NONE AT ALL!!!!
Idol apprentice blade- hol up isn't this the blade with that riduclousoly beautiful eiden sprawed alcross the bed that makes you wanna go RRRRRRRHBWRUFFRRAWFBARKRBARKBRAKRKBABRBARK???? ok ok, serious contender,,,, it never hurts to have more blade rooms
Icy equilibrium dante- ?!?! isn't this the one where dante is an absolute loser for eiden and they're so painfully vanilla and sweet that you want to projectile vomit all over the foggy glass? hm. i could use some more bullying dante for his feeligns. yeah, sure , why not
Truth seeker rei- waitwaitwait isn't this another one of rei's lore-important units? the one that dishes out his saian shenanigans, AND sticks him in a locker (where he magically manages to remove his pants but stil retain his powerrfully high goth boots)? hm. also don't remember him being a particular useful unit , but. "cunty boots stay on during sex" rooms are still a delight every time. alright. consider me interested. a bit.
SR yaku- got im SR oli- got im SR quincy- got im
SR kuya- YOU!!!!!!!!!! the AACCCURSED SR that pops up in zerophos' guides, who is weirdly OP and i canNOT COMPLETE THE STAGES BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE YOU. you supposed "low-rarity-tier" unit with your unfair trigger? skills??? now i BET you would be mighty useful to have but that's just it, innit? the moment i might deign to lure you to my team, and you refuse me. you ignore me more than anyone else ever has in my life. you ignore me more than OG SSR Garu who, to this day, 3 years later, has not dared to look upon me. no. just for that, i'm going to say i'm not interested. get out of here peepaw. i don't need you to complete those freakishly specific challenge trial conditions.
VERDICT? i'm widdle--sorta--maybe interested in 6 of the 11 SSRs , which is not uhhhhhh optimal it's not like i'll come out of this a winner no matter the outcome Lookin 🔬 at these numbers, probably not worth it to me... maybe i'll throw a loose scroll at the banner if i give in to my impulse randomly
but with magical girl blade on the horizon? mm. gotta be smart with these gamblin' odds. may have to bunker down like the crocodile and play the waitin game...
#wet idol yakumo's sounds were definitely not on my radar#until a certain someone asked me (a while back):#'isn't there like. a line or something that just LIVES IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE. AND IT REPLAYS?? FOREVER AND EVER???'#'i for example am a big fan of when (during sex) they sound like they're DYING'#cue my brow furrowing and a contemplative silence#sounds like they're dying...? i guess that could be appealing in a sense#i wonder if there are any sounds like that in the rooms i have?#investigates the account for whatever intimacy rooms i've unlocked#in the end#i know oli qualified for this most of the time.#rei might actually legitimately be close to death when this happens sometimes HAHAHA (sorry rei i know you're in pain)#and garu would also do a healthy amount of whining when he ain't getting what he wants#(sometimes it feels like he'd perish on the spot if he don't get dat dick ASAP. just sometimes. maybe.)#i DID at least notice a difference in Dying Rasping Desperation Quotient for idol yaku#at least compared to other yaku rooms#gesturing my pointer to the menu interface for his rooms#very surprising to me. was that he had [dying] quality noises in BOTH R2 and R5. they were different brands of Dying. but still present#whereas USUALLY these sorts of noises only pop up in ONE of the rooms#so! a win for pathetic-sounds yakumo fans if you have ocean breeze!#fhishe listes
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Scrollin down me dash when this pops up..
Ah.haha.. how ghaha.. i wonder who ?? would have resonated with this post? Who rebloggwd it?
Oh. ? Well., i mean, i..guess, It can sort of apply? Beni DID tell me that the Dantesickness didn't hit his brainwaves until late in the metaphorical game, so-
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#i was just enjoying a casual stroll on the dashboard#and i got EVISCERATED#random act of violence in MY vertical virtual landscape???#brother quilorey was not at fault. i'm afraid it was brother dubious (benititio) dragging my carcass thru the detritus this time#i will never financially recover from this callout#it IS humiliating#the first experience of its kind (in my lifetime)#absolutely............mortidyinggfd............
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🤔thoughts about chp 16😎
the absolute audacity of making huey hot
he could have been older lookin or surprisinglynot a beautiful twink
he could have been [WHAMMO!!] exact same face as rin and eiden (THREE CHEERS FOR REUSABLE ASSETS YEEPHIEPPHYURRAY!!!!!!!) and that would have been deliriously funny to me but, ok, fair enough, deliriouslyfunnytome is probably not the tone they're going for in this chapter
wouldn't it SUCK to be rin? imagine being born and IMMEDIATELY burdened with immense knowledge.
that's tOO much. baby wants to nap, not desperately hope for the eventual happiness of my literal other half in an unknown dimension
my thoughts about rin before were: dang, u a creepy lil guy!! ok!! don't know what your deal is!!!!!!!
my thoughts about rin now (not much different): dang, u a creepy lil guy!! but you got some weirdly altruistic (definition very very confusing here. is it really altruism if it's still sortabout you?) ultimate goal as your Deal!!! well, at least i feel safe in knowing that you do NOT aCTUALLY want to mind merge with eiden! you just want his happiness????
inevitably i'm going to go back and reread every chapter just to read the rin monologues with my Refreshed Knowledge
pretty sure he'll be consistent in his "i just wish for brother's happiness" but of course it makes sense that he's going about it in a way that NO ONE ELSE understands
to be fair there's not a lot of precedent . so. it's not like. this is a common situation that everyone would understand immediately
except for GARU, EVIDENTLY
*holding up the puppy to the skies* BEST PUPPY!!!!! UNDERSTANDING, FULL OF EMPATHY PUPPY!!!!! KING OF BEFRIENDING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISPENSES KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM WITHOUT JUDGEMENT ! OR EXPECTATION!
maybe a little expectation. but you wouldn't want to crush those expectations though, would you? who would want to let down the puppy?????? those BIG OL EYES.....
actually, if garu has the scary piercing blue eyes of a husky i might reconsider. that would be a little menacing. intimidating, and suspicious, even.
will have to make sure garu's eyes are JUST the right shade of blue in my drawings to not reach the Scary Piercing Threshold.
eiden cries, and i cry
eiden suffers, and i suffer
i am taking eiden into my tiny arms and embracing him but for a second because i know safety cannot be found in my hold
and also because the little brat is stubborn and has Tasks to complete that he will noT abandon, especially when everyone's happiness is at stake
god, he really is just the Definition of Essence and Life Force. So full of vibrant, punchy life........
EIDEN I LOVE U
i know you'll beat this JRPG and come out victorious on a path not predetermined by God and Plotlines
you're genre-savvy, right? you've played plenty of those games, right? the ultimatum gives u 2 options
and everyone else is falling to despair
but you, the fourthwall-shattering protag, will do things the way YOU want
and that will somehow be enough to twistturn the world's rules around you
you WILL be happy
and you WILL keep your harem safe
you'll probably even add to your harem (+1 rin)
he's really like, you are an Entity separate from Me and i want you to be You
Rin be like ??? ?????? ???????? ?? ? ? ????????????????
(Huey's skill at following orders was genetically inherited and overcame any potential budding source of Selfhood. Eiden will have to work to instill that)
the ILLUSTRATIONS AT THE ENDWITH ALL THE CLAN MEMBER FIRST MEETINGS ARFOISWEDJFJIKDASKJDLDFLS
i saw those and was all "OMG! FREE ILLUSTRATIONS!!!!! *grabbing them like i'm at an AYCE dumpster dive"
i mean. technically the rest of this stuff outside those specific drawings is Free but. you know what i mean.
i did not expect NEW ASSETS and PRETTY PICTURES uwahahahahah!!!! excellent!!!!!
i heard the "can u like, not treat me like a sack of potatoes plsthx" as soon as i saw quincy's first meeting piC LOL too memorable. potato sack eiden beloved
thank u to the artists for finally making that pose Canon for yakumo (i have been imagining him defaulting to that distressed princess on the ground pose , but could never quite materialise it. BUT NOW!!!! IT EXISTS!!! FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!)
eiden with oli like LOL I'M KIDNAPPING YOU and oli going o! um, ! sure ok! (edmond screaming NO in the background)
still mad about pretty huey, 4 paragraphs later
have i ever talked about huey? i don't think i have
well, now that he's relevant to the current topic! i always thought Huey was just Some Guy
as in, no real malice or grand benevolence. he just had hella power and a job to do
even making contracts with the original clan members, i couldn't imagine him... forcing them into it, or being some sort of Big Bad?
they just described him as a sort of... curious explorer sort of deal. making pumpkin candies, trying to figure out essence trinkets, observing people and yokai. Just a Dude.
i felt sorta vindicated that the Huey Reveal indeed showed that he didn't have some great emotional instinct driving him to do everything he did
he was following (Divvine lolol) orders and trying to make sense of the world while he was doing so
when he was trying to understand why aster and morv would be so attached to him, an empty sorta vessel, and how he wished they would find solace in each other's company instead
yeah, i feel that
i was also really scared during his regeneration that. somehow. the regen would only be complete by eating up eiden's soul or smth
but. he just. regenerated. on his own. like some messed up starfish
no eiden-eating required.
i guess that's god power for ya
a relief, for sure!!!!!!
and the Formatting of his memories? yeah, a failsafe sort of measure. makes sense. Emotion really DOES get in the way a lot of the time
eternally doomed to just. do a thing. for the sake of the world. and not really feel anything about it. what an existence
immortality? COUNT ME OUT
i ,too, would not be averse to turning into dust
yes me getting really sad at the flashback to the Great Serpent
pretty sure that was the Great Serpent we saw making a bond with huey, right?
he must have lost his beloved wife by then :( he must have been so sad and lonely.... but still have some stupid kindness in him that wanted to protec otheers......
which is why he was like. well. i aint doing much with my stupid amounts of power these days. and i'm highkey depressed. you're saying that you're running around the world doing things for the greater good? and it'll protect the living creatures?? the yokai who are unfairly punched in the fface by mean people (who may or may not be humans)?? yeah ok can you take my ear
currently imagining huey as an accidental charity canvasser. he somehow ended up at the Great Serpent's doorstep, talking about his life's mission
and the Great Serpent went, "i want to subsidise your mission. take my money (power) and at least that way SOMEONE will make good use of it"
then he went to rot in his makeshift tomb for the rest of his mortal life , staring at the missing other half of his BFF pendant
huey continues his journey, unaffected, neutral as ever
once again, i warred between my two sides:
they made huey yaoiable!!! to the MASSES
(because ANYTHIN is yaoiable if you are powerful enough. but mass-appeal yaoiable? with the generic appealing twink aesthetic? that's a dangerous game you're playin)
ASEXUAL HUEY WIN
eiden rin and huey all sitting together having a sleepover
eiden going, really? you didn't think of fucking them?? NOT EVEN ONCE?
huey: that did not occur to me as a potential course of action, no.
rin: wait. what's sex. like, actually????
(actually now i'm wondering. if rin inherited all of huey's brain wisdom database, would he have knowledge of sex only in the intellectual sense? like blade? with the "i read that in a book" vibe? MAYB!E!!!!!!!)
the huey portrait reveal: one of the first things i saw was his sleeves
and it immediately made me think of kuya
because wasn't past kuya wearing his R outfit? just a short sleeve sorta deal?
imaginign that kuya with his gigantic admiration boner for huey , sees those sleeves at their first meeting and is all
hell YEAH those are some NOICE LOOKIN, FASHIONABLE SLEEVES
i'm stealing those
*starts incorporating the sleeves in his everyday outfit*
and, now, the kuya we all know today. with his fancy flowery poofy sleeves,,,,, turns out it was huey imitation
]][laughing, pointing mmy finger at peepaw
also grateful that when kuya and rei were about to throw down (again), blade accidentally intervenes
it's like a toddler , witnessing two wretched adults having a dispute, and his Pure Wisdom interrupts with impeccable timing
damn! sounds like those messed up people in my book when they don't know how to cope! wow ! what a couple of textbook cases of poor emotional regulation!
kuya: *deep inhale, withdraws his flaming fingers*
for real i expected kuya to barge into the cave at any moment during the huey reunion
yelling "WHERE'S THAT WHORE"
(not spoken outloud: -WHO ABANDONED ME")
i guess he didn't get to do that after all
understandable why he was upsetti spaegheti
ddidi they really end the chapter with everyone's eiden senses tingling across the continent?!??!
like things are blowing up and catching fire and flooding and natural disasters amok
the elemental spirits are throwing a tantrum
dante in a business meeting with the worst most illogical entity of his life (fire spirits who have spontaneously withdrawn their protective support for no obvious reason)
for real during this whole ordeal i was stressed about all the clan members who weren't there
were they stuck with this unexplainable dread?? like they just were paralysed with the Bad Feel but didn't know how to fix it??
would they feel bad for not being able to protect eiden, or at least see his state???
then i saw that they each had horrible, pressing matters to attend to on their own and that somehow cheered me up
because, at least they're able to DO something positive for their immediate environment. they're not just sad maidens waiting for their husband to come back from the war
they got they own problems to deal with
and there are plenty of problems.....
is yakumo seriously refusing to kill the invading monsters, and only hitting them harder each time (nonlethally) so they'll get the message and leave the village alone????? buddy, i don't know if that's really the most effective--
is olivine back on 25/8 altar regulation duty where he sleeps in 6-second intervals while standing up and forgetting to eat??????????? i mean. at least this time he has his clergy to help him so THANK GOD (lol) that he won't just pass out and die on his own. therew ill be others to throw food at him and idk. at least catch his body with a soft blankie if he crumples to the ground every now and then 😭
holding aster and morvay like!!!! HOW MUCH EMOTIONAL CATHARSIS ARE THEY *NOT* GETTING FROM THIS????
to see huey passed out like snow white in the dark crystal cavern,, then not get to talk to him,,,, then seeing him disintegrate after having Master Eiden stare unblinking at him for several minutes and its justs/????? THEER IS TOO MUCH TO PROCESS
this whole time morv was scared to have eiden in the same place as huey and rin...
so rin must have explained things to morv, and morv was terrified because he didn't want the mind merge to happen.....
but that means both rin and morv thoguht of the merge as an inevitability the SECOND eiden sees huey
hmm........ yall are getting swept away...... and u have forgotten the true stubbornness of eiden
maybe this really is a sign that morvay isn't too smart (as he always claims so himself?) rin says of COURSE Brother is going to fall to a horrible fate if he sees huey
and morvay is like OH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN yeah definitely there's no way around it i definitely do not see it going any other way than what u have described
....... *furrows brow* wait.... that seems weird.... hmm....
*waves it off* nah, not gonna think too hard about it. just gonna chill out and let the story do its thing
#how long have i been typing#i must stop#no immediate thoughts come to me.... it seems i have run out for now#oh i KNOW there are more thoughts lurking just underneath the surface.... but the superficial dig is over#we must rest#CHAPTER 16!! THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE#the prophecy being 'omfg what is happening this plotline is goin absolutely wild idk how i'll recover emotionally from--'#then i have to put on my clown hat and do my dailies at the circus of eccentricities#as it was foretold by wolfboy inc...#i tried to format this scroll with some line breaks and whatnot#but it refuses.#it wants to be ONE LONG JOT NOTE#someting about jots that need to be together#i tried to separate them and they were upset#if you jot a note NOW and jot a note LATER then the sum of our notes is JOT#THERE CAN BE NO OTHER FORMAT!#WE ARE LISTING! EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY#and i'm sitting here with my eye bags like#fine. sure. jot away. wall of text it is
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we support skanky orbs in this mansion
#the second i saw that oliorb devil lingerie#i though....t...... morvay cosplay.........#they are so supportive of each other hoeing out#they go to the sex shop together#they take nice lil walks around town and shatter the demon-priest pre-existing interaction stigma#i was about to give oliorb a true-to-morv size tail but then i imagined the buttplug-hole dynamics of it#the orb cannot be 98% hole. can it?#well let's start small. i gave him an orb-sized tail. very humble. very beginner-friendly#if oliorb wants to walk around with a massive morvtail buttplug later? nothing's stopping him#i just didn't wanna overwhelm him too fast. u know. consideration and all that#for real what is this new genre . what should i call it#porb? porbn? orbn? orn?#didnt' think id be contemp[lating the proper term for orb porn today but life is full of surprises#what is this pairing name for that matter? olimorv? morvoli? olivay? morvine?#ahahahaha their names are fun to smush together#it's the linking 'v'. very delightful#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival morvay
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what sort of twisted powerplay is this
#who's holding the remote? the devs? or YOU? 🫵#very likely You.#because the devs certainly did not knock on my door (inbox) and shove this image in my face#i only noticed upon repeated viewings (and after my blinding rage subsided) that yakublob doesn't have legs like the other blobs#makes sense. snake blob. legs melted into the floor from anxiety and stress. sounds about right.#but to then give the tail blob a mermaid lingerie version??#is this the mermaid yakumo we were robbed of#when i said i wanted him in beast form or slutty fish form or at least in a summery dress (as is appropriate for the island's climate)#and they gave him a... complicated bone tank top (acceptable. the sluttiest he's been in a while tbh)#but months later they barge into my home with THIS/#?! THE TRUE MERMAID YAKUMO IS IN THE ORB UNIVERSE?#WTF!!!! HIS SEASHELL BIKINI??????#a clam had to die for that. SOME SORT of mollusc died for that#or maybe the poor shelled creature was already dead#and yakumo scavenged bra cups off the ocean floor#in which case would it make more sense to have 2 mismatched shells because oftentimes when the predators get a munchin#the shells become detached from all the violence and get scattered by currents? or am i making that up#yakumo panicking in his new mermaid form and scrambling to find a reasonably matching pair of shells#like digging in the orphaned merch discount bin...........#because priority is covering up the Nops. i guess#brother. i am surprised he is simply not just an eel#why am i trying to make sense of the orb april fools trailer..... it's not that deep.......#because i'm just wondering what shells would possibly stay on yaku's flat chest#do i have to find the flimsiest babiest shells. the most calcium deficient there ever were (for maximum flexibility)#stick them on him. then wedge a vacuum hose in between to slorp all the air out#thus creating a suction strong enough to adhere shells to an ironing board???#OK SO WHEN DO I GET TO SEE FULL SIZE YAKUMERMAID?#THE SAME TIME I'LL GET TO SEE FULL SIZE MAGICAL GIRL BLADE AND GARU?#if this man wants to be mermaid tied that badly then [clatters and scrapes as i dig around for the ropes]
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Fish Yakumo is canon. Magical girls event is shining on the horizon. Kuyorb. We are free
the complete confusion on my saggedskin dehydrated face as i rouse from my impromptu hibernation and everyon'es talking about orbs
#feesh answer#i was promptly directed toward the april fools video#which was when i 1) learnt of what day it was and 2) that kuyorb was a mistake#just imagine that meme template with me holding my face in regret with [KUYORB was a mistake] in text#i often wonder about the artist who doodled kuyorb for the first time#did they know the impact they would have? the horrific consequences of a silly doodle?#did they know of his memetic power? did they know that he would spread far and wide#to the point that the devs have to acknowledge him in official art#then to balance the scales#they have to make EVERYONE ELSE orbs too??!?!?#because to inflict orb-power on kuya exclusively would be unfair. sharing is caring#(sharing is also punishment)#rubs my face again. trying to wake up#why would. why is. why is yakumo a fish#did kuyorb really say#there is no manmade creation that will conceal that monstrosity [yakumno's pp] in its entirety#perhaps some more... organic methods may be more effective#the snakelet seemed rather fixated on fish yokai the last time i saw him#why not do him a favour **ZAPS YAKUMO INTO MERMAID MODE**#i'm looking forward to that magical girls event. it better be blade and garu like for realsies#and i want their stupID ORBsonae as accessories on their magical girl outfits#bonuses if their people-sized outfits are as scanty as their orb uniforms#coverage? don't know who that is. we fight monsters naked here
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