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i am thinking about. From the Earth, Nectar

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Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?

oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED

i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.

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slithering out from under a rock or something to inform you that you DO have followers who are yaku lovers <3 he's been my fave since day one and i would love to accompany him to the farmers market

ah.. i sit corrected... valuable confirmation of intel. *enters it manually into the nucadex* where to find yakufans: farmer's market (they will be farming and/or marketing)

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I just want to say your Yakumo art genuinely makes me smile. Thank you. Your obsession for him is very endearing.

?!?!?!!?!?!?!? oohhhhhh....... th...thank u..............;;;;;;;.... uhmm S . i. embarrassment wiggle. hmm.stares at ceiling this ask conjures the image of someone smiling at me while i endure something that doesn't affect them..... anon, i may be reading this ask wrong (and u actually DO main yaku) but.. lemme take this chance to show u how i view my audience:

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for the question thing!!! do you have any silly hcs about the clan boys (+ the familiars/eito)? can be as wild as u want

sorry in advance if i don't have any HCs for ur beloveds bc i can only offer what my brain chooses to fixate on.... but let's see........

i like to imagine clan members enjoying fun little hobby hours

i pretend they're not busy adults with their own obligations and schedules.... so they just get together like a bunch of retirees and partake in shared hobbies whenever they want 🤗

e.g.,

book club: oli, blade, yaku, garu

horny book club: eiden, morv, blade, edmond if he works up the courage to discuss his fave BDSM PwP short novel with the 3 most shameless creatures ever ... honestly oli could join as well but i'm gonna excuse him from ONE book club so he can get some sleep. maybe he'll alternate days between the two 😆

sewing and knitting together like a couple of serene grandmas: yakuoli. eiden joins sometimes (all serenity is lost when he does)

TARGET PRACTICE! NEW ACTIVITIES!!! DARTS!! ! PIN THE TAIL ON THE EDMOND! sorry idk this is just my way of saying that after the cowboy event, i want to imagine edmond/dante/garu all playing target striking games and it becomes a contest of how split one dart can be down the middle (you can't all be perfect aimers ok aster can't keep buying new darts can u PLEASE throw them anywhere but dead centre).

i know blade could join as well but would it take the competition aspect out of it? he's kind of calibrated to never miss right?? it's not a game anymore. it's just superior blade and pissed off dante and garu cheering (he's just happy to be there) and edmond trying to be civil about letting everyone participate

they are out in the garden. touching grass: yaku is gardening. blade is collecting bugs. garu is digging holes. kuya is bewitching plants at random to spew sex pollen into someone's face (i feel like this is his superpower in SEVERAL fics and i am not complaining). quincy is trying to nap

.but .

he chose the worst place to do it. in the middle of nature's playground (aster's garden)?

garu's kicking up dust into his face. blade is shoving random insects into his face and asking identification questions. yaku screams when he inevitably falls to the kuya traps. kuya can't resist watching the little ones (yakugaru) play with dirt. WHY would you choose to sleep here.

(Topper is nibbling all the edible plants in the garden while skillfully avoiding all the porn plot traps with his superior Toppinstincts)

now for 3 ! single character HCs.......

kuya: wanders the marketplace, and often sees those anti-aging creams with LOFTY claims to their power... he always mocks them and insults the intelligence of all the vain people clamouring to buy the stock. later that day you will see kuya at home, trying those very same creams (procured illegally, of course, because why pay for anything ever) and pretending like he's zero percent interested in the results

rei: in the same situation will just as quickly mock the creams but unlike kuya he'll mean it and will NOT be caught applying the gloop all over his face later. "lmao it's just sunscreen who even believes this shit"

yakumo: i like to give him sneczema sometimes. i know it's implied that everyone in gay gacha has perfect skin forever *waves hand dismissively* BUT

imagine that he loves working with his hands but the sneczema can flare up if he's too rough on em, so he compromises by wearing his gloves. protect that vulnerable skin, yaku!! [insert pun about scaly skin]

His SR clothing material seems soft. Aesthetic reason: slippery smooth like the idea of snek. Practical reason: coarse textures can aggravate skin 😔 only the silkiest coverings for a scaly boy...

i mean. yaku prefers the wet cave environment so we gotta keep an eye on his humidity. too dry and he'l'l turn into a wafer (like in Solaria that One Time)

is this just an excuse for me to mist him with a spray bottle ? at random times because it just seems like fun? perhaps. spritzspritz

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How did i only Just notice that eiden actually has the two full grown men (sprites) on him

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i want to mash them together like ill-fitting puzzle pieces

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Psssssssssst....

We all remember the legendary Soup-Powered Fuck Machine shirt.....

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN:

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is there a critter you’d like as a pet, assuming anything goes and you’d have it legally and you had all the time in the world and resources to care for it in the best captive conditions possible?

yeeeears ago while pondering this very question, i settled on smth like a great horned owl

- lives in a temperature similar to me (i don't want to subject a heat-loving creature to my preferred frosty home - awake at times similar to me - i'm not allergic to them 😭 - independent (can feed/defend itself) - quiet - can claw attackers' faces off if i get into trouble (i can roam outside at night more!!) - portable if necessary. can travel distances with me

so it wouldn't be captive so much as a regular owl who's somehow super bonded to me ahahaha but i feel it's a bit dull to pick an owl based on such practical parameters..so... if you remove my fear of inadequate caretaking ability and all the cost-/time-saving benefits of picking a lil guy matching my natural biome...

i'd like to have a critter who's uh, a bit more emotionally intelligent. *knocks on the owl's eyeball-occupied skull* not much going on in there besides special birdy hunty adaptations. i CRAVE PAT-ABLE COMPANIONSHIP

which makes me choose domesticated species like alpaca and pigeons so PFFT i'm sorry i gotta be bland for this 😭

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My fave 3 looks for no reason!! 1! 2! 3!

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Well THat doesn't seem right....

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do you ever think about au's or do you like to keep things canon compliant? (canon defiant maybe?)

.... being planted in polyclan dynamics prob means i'm already canon defiant 😁😅 oh, and my eternal need for everyone switching. +2 points for defiance

re: AUs, i aint picky about the universe. i'll eat em all!! if the characters feel like themselves, they can go AAAAAANYWHERE heck!! there's isekai switcharoo potential RIGHT THERE *points at eiden* they could SO easily make modern AU canon-compliant with a day trip to eiden's world 😆

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ah yes, as u can clearly see from the most recent gartic session, , [morvay imbibing] was festering in my brain well in advance of .. actually executing the doodles :}}}}}

wasn't sure if i could stick to a proper theme for morv week but i like morv so i made him happen

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wasn't sure if i could stick to a proper theme for morv week but i like morv so i made him happen

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Have you ever done a brain scan?

If yOu dId can i take a look (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ )

sadly i must disappoint u and say that the only time i've been to a brain scan has been on the technologist side.. nothin worth running a machine over in THIS cranium(for now)...... ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

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tbh i am quite surprised by the number of asks I'm getting from fish question time

But it makes me happy to see them pop up in a little queue ?

Lik.e. i have a little mission each time i'm on here. Answer at least one question@!! Achievement!!!

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Silly question time: what species of fish are you?

oh nO my time of reckoning is hERE AT LAST (I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!!!!!)

when i drew my avatar i was channeling "what a toddler imagines when they think generic fish" so no specific species there BUT if i were to start modelling myself after a real fish, it would probably be something like a dwarf pufferfish or lumpfish