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how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear
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[alarm goes off]
Wellp. Time to put on my officesona.
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Çağan Şekercioğlu at a bird-banding station he set up in Aras, a small village near Turkey’s closely monitored border with Armenia. Photograph by Carolyn Drake
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever
If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.
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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds
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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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🎆 Happy New Years 🎆 Year of the Snake is upon us this 2025 so I felt it was only fitting to draw a Serperior for this occasion.
This also means I'll need to update my signature stamp.
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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