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every time im shown a baby (usually a coworker's) I've learned to coo because it's the expected response but seeing a baby does nothing to my brain. that's a worm who might start screaming. but apparently everyone finds babies cute? is everyone else also pretending or am I the problem ?

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Chinese netizens randomly kissed their tarot decks, then drew cards to ask how the deck felt about it.

OP: Me (sudden impulse): kisses deck. The Deck(pulls out The Lover and The Devil): "Wait... is this even allowed??"

OP: When I kissed my deck and asked if it was happy, It said: "I'm freaking out." (The Tower)

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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"... You're what??"

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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here's the thing about the "almost every (white) kid goes thru a racist phase" logic

while you were doing that you were using it to dehumanize and harass POC. i went to elementary school from about 2002-2011 and other students called my mother the hard R to my face. any attempts i made to push back or defend my family was met with punishment by the white teachers and principle.

i went to highschool from 2011-2014 and while reading "american classics" in school had to sit there while the 20+ white kids in my english class were chomping at the bit to be the ones who read the foulest most racist lines aloud and the teacher saying "it's just the language that was used back then"

and so while you, white person, were on your "learning journey" you were perpetuating violence and hatred over and over, and doing it with a smile and a giggle while people like me and my family are expected to just put up with it and then forgive you when you "learn it was wrong". i was harassed by most of my school's gay-straight alliance for posting on my private facebook account that i was tired of only seeing YA movies with "sad white kids" (in regards the the john greene adaptations coming out at the time).

and after all that you expect us to just wipe the slate clean and trust you? no fucking way.

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"Hello, my name is-"

My piece for @spectrumobligatozine.

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

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Try this buzzfeed quiz it’s fun.

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I've been having mental health Symptoms for all week this week and it finally clicked to me that it's either a CPTSD flashback/trauma response I'm refusing to process (it'll set me back either 2 months or 12 years I don't wanna risk shit) or it's bc it's a full moon.