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Well

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this is so cod dam sad man

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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happens to the sea🐴 of us

you know what I'm turning evil *beachcomes caucasian*

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beachcombs was RIGHT THERE

🖕🐟

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cod fuckin damnit i shoregot this was in homestuck. again. my fault reely

you know what I'm turning evil *beachcomes caucasian*

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you know what I'm turning evil *beachcombs caucasian*

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sea? my mans gets me here

just fin-ished homestuck. it's ocray

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like seariously there's the leftist classism (beforferi) and right-fin racism (condy) it's that easea

just fin-ished homestuck. it's ocray

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i mean the fish girls being different lenses of classism/racism/whatever that mantaphor was supposed to beism isn't the greatest but i'm going to forget aboat that

just fin-ished homestuck. it's ocray

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just fin-ished homestuck. it's ocray

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WHAT DID THE EVIL CATLORD YELL WHEN THE HERO STOLE HIS MINION?

Noooooo my minyan!!!

- Meowth

ship thats probubbly the most tragic thing i ever did done heard

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Hello Meenah. I didn't take you for the Tumblr type. Is that Weezer in your header?? - @candy---canes

yea hey krabbi im mostly gonna avoid any drama bcuz last time i got caught up in somefin... whateva just if somefin stupid happens dont drag me finto it

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@funnier-as-a-system does this count im not shore if this counts

if hell is other people i'm inflating hell's economy

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lisfin i appreciate his growing as a persfin as much as any other gill but we have to hold him accountable sometimes

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why dont u try some hrt buoy

i wish i could inspirohot i wish i could

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that one image of findrome like "if everyones trans no one will be"