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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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Dutch is not a real language

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No @amtrak-official is not delusional. As someone who lives in the Netherlands that is exactly how our trains look. Especially when it's 4am and you're wasted in one of them.

So what do you think of the mod Immersive Railroading for minecraft and its various addons?

Are you sure that's not just a photo of a Dutch train

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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

If you have any fun fact about the Netherlands, please tell us and I'll reblog it!

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doctors in the 19th century really were like maam i diagnose you with woman

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You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

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Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

Fuck women in a homosexual manner

Rode the train to places you want to visit

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements

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and the winner of the best costume goes too...

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btw if the human hits u with the rolled up newspaper chances are you probably ate something like a shoe maybe. or a hat.

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