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fools: a midnight snack

me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch

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this is incredibly good

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*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

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In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

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How I came out.

Okay, because I’m nostalgic.

So history lesson, my parents got a divorce because my Dad had an affair with another man. I knew for a bit I was into girls and boys. So when deciding how to come up with the best way to break the news to my mom I did the following.

We were watching Star Wars: Return of the jedi. I paused the VHS at a point I’d practiced for days.

“Mom, I have to tell you something”

“Right now but-”

“It’s important.”

“Alright, make it quick.”

“Mom, I’m…I’m Gay–” (pressed play as…)

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Bada bing

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we have a saying, my people.             ∟ Wonder Woman, vol 3, by @gailsimone

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gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

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me: hey mom look what i got

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

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where you from?

Ohio

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BeethOVEN BeethSTOVE

MozART MozPHYSICALEDUCATION

RachmaninOFF RachmaninON

SCHUmann SOCKmann

HAYDn SEEKn

MENDelssohn BREAKelssohn

BARtok FAMILYORIENTEDFOODANDREFRESENTESTABLISHMENTtok

COPland ROBBERland

PagaNINI PagaNANNY

ROSSini TJMAXXini

FAURé FROMé

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