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funny. you dont look dead to me. you still havwe your eyes.. but wvhatevwer. its not like im a little wvriggler anymore and i cant not take a strangers swveets, right?

-you laugh quietly, reaching over towards the bag of candy and taking it from him. once in your hand you look down and smile some-

wvell, here goes nothing i guess.

-you shove your hand in the bag slowly and take a couple pieces out, putting them in your mouth you hesitantly chew the red and green candies. the human looking fellow before you earns a surprised look-

wvowv uh.. not as bad as i thought theyd be. pretty good, actually.

Oh, you’re dead too, huh? Join the club. And—it doesn’t matter what species you are, everyone loves Disney World. I’m not from Earth either, and I adore this place.

/sighs pityingly, pulling a little bag full of a bunch of different candies out of nowhere and handing it to the other/

Here. Have the candy experience, courtesy of the best angel this side of Creation.

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wvell i guess its the fact that ivwe been dead for more than a millennia that has an affect on wvhat i think is fun or not.. or maybe that im a completely different species. 

ill take your wvord for it, though. i havwent evwen been to this planet before. maybe its different. 

candy? wvhats that?

he isnt exactly a fairy. hes a troll like me but he might as wvell be a fairy because hes quicker than anything i evwer sawv and.. yeah i dont feel like getting into it. he might hear me you knowv? i cant go through that again.

..anywvays, about this place. it seems good enough i guess. is there anything fun to do here? by the looks of it, its just terrifying.. wvith all these bright flashing lights and stuff.

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he isnt exactly a fairy. hes a troll like me but he might as wvell be a fairy because hes quicker than anything i evwer sawv and.. yeah i dont feel like getting into it. he might hear me you knowv? i cant go through that again.

..anywvays, about this place. it seems good enough i guess. is there anything fun to do here? by the looks of it, its just terrifying.. wvith all these bright flashing lights and stuff.

huh thats probably the most normal name ivwe heard around here.. wvhere are wve anywvays?

and i guess you could call it that

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awv come on kitten. givwe me a coddam(cod damn?) break here. maybe if you didnt just wvalk off wvhile i wvas opening up to you the last time youd knowv howv much of an amazing and all around sensitivwe and understaning person i am. that is wvhat girls like right? wvhy wvont you hook up wvith me?

i deservwe at least an explanation. just givwe me that and ill consider just backing off okay.

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wvell wvell wvell.. it hasnt really been that long since wve talked but still

you changed your mind about uh.. hooking up wvith me or not? i gavwe you enough time to think and besides.. its not like you wverent just playing hard to get. you can ease up on that nowv that im onto you.

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huh thats probably the most normal name ivwe heard around here.. wvhere are wve anywvays?

and i guess you could call it that

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oh uh.. hey. right. i dont really knowv any of you or nevwer met you before i dont think so let me properly introduce myself. im cronus ampora.

do you happen to havwe names? i just dont wvant to go around offending anybody. id rather not be vwisited by the god awvful trigger tagging fairy again

he wvho shall not be named

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oh uh.. hey. right. i dont really knowv any of you or nevwer met you before i dont think so let me properly introduce myself. im cronus ampora.

do you happen to havwe names? i just dont wvant to go around offending anybody. id rather not be vwisited by the god awvful trigger tagging fairy again

he wvho shall not be named

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wvell wvell wvell.. it hasnt really been that long since wve talked but still

you changed your mind about uh.. hooking up wvith me or not? i gavwe you enough time to think and besides.. its not like you wverent just playing hard to get. you can ease up on that nowv that im onto you.

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aw fuck