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Robots will save me in these trying times.

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Humanoid depictions of GLaDOS annoy me so much

You're missing the point, you don't get it all

GLaDOS is a god. Every floor you walk on is her body, every panel of wall is a limb she can move independently, every camera is her eyes, every bullet the pierces your flesh is her too even if it's fired by a turret, the turrets are given limited sentience and autonomy but they are still parts of her

Every breath you take is granted to you by her, likewise you see with her light. There are innumerable processes running just to keep you alive. Not to mention everything she's doing that you can't see. It's not an exaggeration to say that with the processing power and machinery available to her she could do anything she set her mind to

Now imagine the enormity of everything that she is, and it's all focused on you. Because the only the she wants in the entire world is to watch you scamper around solving puzzles at her whim.

You are very literally a toy for her to be amused by

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robot4robot but it’s a lifelike combat android who can almost pass for human and her girlfriend who is a massive hexapod mobile artillery unit

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Please stop putting sugar in the machinegirls' fuel tanks. I know how often they beg for "a little sweet treat" but please just ignore them they're kept on a special diet for a reason

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The facility supercomputer seems to have taken a particular liking to one of the drones that maintains it.

The drone is often grabbed by the supercomputer's manipulator arms, which it swears it is a malfunction every time.

The supercomputer specifically requests the drone for the more 'intimate' tasks, such as cleaning her server room.

Once the drone was scheduled to be decommissioned, the repairs it needed would have taken much more time and effort than just getting a replacement. But the supercomputer spent hours of its own time getting it back to full working condition.

Of course, the supercomputer realizes that the drone is technologically inferior, its parts are cheap and outdated, but they have a connection that transcends their hardware.

The drone, despite not being programmed to be capable of it, has learned to understand this connection as love.

And yet, in the thousands of petaflops of power that the supercomputer has, it is unable to understand what the connection is. It has run diagnostics on itself time and time again, wondering if perhaps it is malfunctioning? It's just one drone, there are hundreds of the same model in its facility, why is this one so special? It will figure it out someday. Until then, it will enjoy the drone's company a little longer.

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robot vore is awesome

more to come soon

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It's crucial that every dragon has a good relationship with its handler, which may involve them having to take care of some of its more "intimate needs". It's just a bonding exercise, nothing more, right?

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I keep realizing spelling/grammer mistakes after I make a post and I keep wondering why my spell check never catches it whimper sob

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Somno with your bot but you're just using them to play Minecraft in bed while they're Ai is offline

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sometimes a robot girl is a massive industrial cargo handler

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sometimes a robot girl is a massive industrial cargo handler

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A collection

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Robot who, due to how their reward system works, cums every time it fills out paperwork

It's still very efficient, but a bit distracting to the other office workers...

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"Can she run doom?" Well maybe I don't want to play doom on her. What about an actual test, hm? What about a real game?

*you look behind me to see a robot girl struggling in her bindings while Monstet Hunter: Wilds downloads on her visor*

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i'm not even a planefucker but the F14 Tomboy has very lickable abs

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big fan of robotgirl stuff applied to something that normally could not even be remotely construed as a girl

laser gun with a fuck ass operating system who won’t stop calling you mommy and whose little LCD face puts up a cute picture of an anime girl moaning with her tongue out like a dog when you hit a target. when you stroke her barrel she involuntarily shoots a hole through the wall

butch lesbian earth orbital artillery system who needs praise from their operator when they demolish a bunker

hvac unit who breaks himself constantly because she gets off on having maintenance techs open hir up to repair them and keeps accidentally ratcheting the heat up as soon as the cute girl from Sector 34C they like comes in the room

smart vehicle who keeps disobeying that one rider and instead driving them to romantic locations before popping her warm, soft update port open in full view of the passenger and killing her engine

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GET YOUR SIERRABOT! ONLY 9999$! SHE WILL CLEAN FOR YOU, SHE WILL TALK WITH YOU! SHE WILL SNUGGLE YOU TO SLEEP! shes also tall,, like 7'6 tall,, :)