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hey i miss you! been thinking about the tumblr joji fandom A LOT lately -jojojojivlogs

AAAAAAAAAA HOW DID I MISS THIS! HI! I MISS YOU TOOOOOO 💜💜💜

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Hey it’s been a while. How many of you guys are still here? What happened to jojojojojivlogs? How are yall doing?

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When did i write this? Was I high? I don’t remember ever eating bread with butter and pineapple. Have I slipped into an alternate dimension? You’d think I’d remember eating such weird shit, huh

OK

EVERYONE WHO HATES ON PLAIN ASS WHITE BREAD CAN GET THEE FUUCK OFF MY BLOG RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! I WILL FITE ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T AGREE THAT WHITE BREAD AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS ARE THE ULTIMATE FOODS! 

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heatwave!

For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.

Open your windows at night BUT close everything, including blinds and curtains, during the day

If you need it, buy a fan, a cold blanket or a cooler

Drink a lot

Also drink mostly water, without ice

If you can, avoid getting out in the sun between 11am and 6pm

If you need to go outside, wear sunscreen and a hat

Also loose clothes and natural, breathable fabrics

Think of your pets! 

Make sure they have access to water and shade, bring them inside the house if possible, don’t leave them in a car alone

Check on your grandma and other elderly relatives! 

Old people are at risk during hot weather, so remind them to drink and stay inside with their blinds closed

If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms

breathlessness

chest pain

confusion

intense thirst

weakness

dizziness

cramps that get worse or don’t go away

call an ambulance. 

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i’m ugly crying

@gamesbongsandvariousshit parents are the sweetest and i feel happy to get something like this. My parents would never do something so kind for me.

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Great for photographers, but also useful for painters looking to study values and lighting.

Thanks for looking! Please consider reblogging or following my art blog astrikos

I’m currently taking asks and submissions! Going to go through my inbox tomorrow and get a lot of posts queued up from last couple of weeks.

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guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

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one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

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*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

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*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

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Some countries have trained builders in the informal sector in safe building techniques.

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Ignore the squawk’n and keep on rock’n. 

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Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.

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