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im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

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I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

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okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

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good morning everybody today we make an extra attempt to become comfortable with vulnerability and being honest and open with your feelings because being emotionally intimate with your friends is so important

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