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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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yeah

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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my life has changed

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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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Chilchuck Timbs 👞

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hell yea man flip that mushroom !!!!!

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paladins after 1 week of defending the kingdom (their oath prevents them from jacking off and moaning like a girl while on duty)

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Honestly the whole Tall-Man thing is such an elegant solution to the whole human problem in dnd. So much language like "have some humanity" gets so awkward when there's a group called humans. Having humans instead refer to all humanoids just makes so much sense in this context!

High key gonna bring this up to my dnd groups and am gonna hard code it in if/when I make my own system.