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i can’t

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A baby in the family is born

Everyone: Congratulations!!!

Me: Congratulations!!! What time?

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at a job interview

“So tell us a bit about yourself”

2 hours later:

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mary/bash + (✿ ♥◠‿◠)

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every song that doesn’t scream “party” shouldn’t be allowed on eurovision

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Me @ half of the eurovision contestants

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every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

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And the Europeans said unto them, let there be singing, let there be questionable outfit choices, let there be unexplained props and unnecessary dancing… Let there be Eurovision.

- Ancient Eurovision Proverb

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me during eurovision semi-finals: roots for the songs with the best meme potential

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i just love to be on tumblr & twitter during eurovision week because its always all about usa and trump and american football or some prom thing or whatever the heck is going on over there - but tHIS WEEK, this ONE week every year is all about crazy glittery gay europe like god bLESS finally we get to have something where we can all get together and fight like true patriots

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everyone in Europe: I love Eurovision it’s such a fun and supportive time, it’s such a joyous occasion

voting: *happens*

everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened

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european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

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when you have eurovision at 7 but gotta make belle fall in love with you at 8

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the true eurovision talent is recognising a ballad from the first seconds so you know when to go on a bathroom break

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worst moments during eurovision:

An0tHeR fuCkiNG BaLLaD 

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Ballads kill millions of europeans every year, spread the awareness, send songs that include dancing gorillas, yodelling couples, actual human beings howling for no reason and more to the eurovision song contest, end the cruelty!!!!! !