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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

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this is one of my favorite videos ever

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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U.S. Counties where the African American population is 25% or more

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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!

The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!

This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!

Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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