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roommate texted this to me……..

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i hate when skincare ads are like " are you noticing FINE LINES? or DULLNESS? or" and its just like no. im not. none of that actually. i dont stare at my face all day. skip

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Stinky group of gamerz

It came to me in my fever dreams

tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim

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What post Side Order does to you

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What post Side Order does to you

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Personally my main complaint with Side Order was that there wasn't enough horror in it

Like I don't have a good frame of reference for how dark Splatoon can get (still haven't watched the story modes of 1 and 2), but the advertising for the DLC made it seem like we were going to spend a lot of time with just... the desolateness of the area, with an Eight who is probably very scared but also a little closed-off and doesn't really understand what's going on.

But with Pearl at our side from the very beginning, it's... kind of impossible to be frightened, or for the oppressive mood of the location to really set in. It doesn't help that she and Acht basically tell us what's going on immediately, so we don't even get to be confused for very long.

It's sweet that Eight gets to have friends, to not have an opportunity to be lonely and frightened, but. it seems a little at odds with the art direction, no?

I get that Splatoon is a fast-paced action game first and foremost, but you can't advertise something with these kinds of shots - putting this surreal, claustrophobic, cold tone at the center - and not give us any time in the actual game to experience it.

The story we got is good, and the fun, colorful boss fight at the end with the boppin tunes is absolutely what Splatoon is all about, but I think it would've hit a lot harder if we actually had to work our way up to it. Start us off with no companions, so that when we do find them after ascending some floors/completing runs, there's a substantial difference in how it feels to be in this place.

The elevator, once terrifying to stand in alone, becomes a safe haven between floors where your friends can chat among themselves. Replaying the floors over and over again starts as a sanity-reducing loop, but becomes a fun game to challenge yourself with. With Marina's help, the climb can become less grueling, the enemies easier to handle with Pearl at your side.

It's easier to sell a message about not just the power of friendship, but of the value of change and building a community, if you start us off without any of those things for contrast. Also the implied tone of the concept art is such a vibe and I just really wanted more of it in canon okay

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Save him from Kabru’s wrath

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post-fight fatigue

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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

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🫡🫡🫡

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HEY! We were here first! Go find a spot somewhere else!

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it’s been an honor making the notifs page unusable with you all

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playing with my touys

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Can you hear me?

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.