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you are a star and every metaphor for beautiful in the world applies to you

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shane and ryan every friday during buzzfeed unsolved

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OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

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pretty pup 💗

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS FINISHED? RELEASE SOMETHING.

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bass boy in a bass world

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Michaelclifford: 💇🏼‍♂️

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Dad, look it’s the good kush

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my social life barely even exists and i have a hard time keeping up with it

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ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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boy: do you have any fantasies

Me: I get my PhD so I can make reservations at fancy restaurants under “Dr. & Mrs.” then when they expect a man to show up, my gay ass will stroll in instead: hot intellectual wife on my arm. She’s wearing a cocktail dress & is also a doctor. Im smoking a Cuban cigar. their heteronormative wigs is snatched…