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Right on the great clockwork dick

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someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

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You may not look like John Egbert but you are the splitting image of Zoosmell Pooplord

i do not look like john egbert. i've basically looked this way since at least 1998. john egbert looks like me. john egbert wishes he was me

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i hate shading things, sorry.

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I am wholeheartedly not a villain fucker, I've never fully understood the allure of morally black/gray men

But I'm always a sucker for a man who would call me darling

Bonus points for villain fuckers: show us your track record

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More dbh text posts, 6/?

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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shout out to the motorcycle image i shamelessly and poorly traced

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Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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writers and artists getting hit with a new creative hyper-fixation that's about to take over their life

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For the love of god stop

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This fucks severely and I am so so serious about that

Superwholock - "Good job, Gentlemen !" - (2024)

Time for a drink after saving the world once again! 😁

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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts